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I miss MST3K so much! In a way, I'm still looking for them. I know. Some times I'll see a bad movie and think "This would be perfect for MST3K"... |
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Gargling with clorax will whiten your teeth!
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It's important to cauterize paper cuts.
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a hurricane in the gulf in its present condition will cause the oil to go airborn as a vapor and lightning will ignite it...destroying everything within a hundred miles of the gulf from the concussion.
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Ammonia will take care of jock itch
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2. If you kiss a boy while wearing a bathing suit you'll get pregnant |
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5. Ben Affleck is a really good actor.... |
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2. If you kiss a boy while wearing a bathing suit you'll get pregnant but if you drop your hat she will |
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The bible says sex before marriage is bad
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You can use sparklers to put out most kitchen fires.
(Even if that's not the case, it'll look AWESOME.) |
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Drunk tobogganing (or toboozining) kills 40 Canadians every winter
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2. If you kiss a boy while wearing a bathing suit you'll get pregnant |
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This is a real turn on for the ladies.... Actually I don't mind buddha belly to rub. Sick I know. Debunked rumor though sorry |
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I'm pregnant with Eminem's children
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Guys who play the triangle get all the girls. Play triangle.
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Methamphetimines and cigarettes are great for shedding those unwanted pounds.
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Mc Donald's is coming out with a new sandwich -the" McStinky"
eh-there's nothing wrong with it-they just ran out of names.... |
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Ice cream has no calories until 5PM.
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Bugs Bunny had an identity issue and was more in love with daffy duck than Elmer Fudd.
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Lucy pulled the football away from Charlie Brown because she was sexually frustrated for Charlie Brown.
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