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Edited by
uk1971
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Sun 06/13/10 03:54 AM
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Our teacher asked us what our favourite animal was, and I said,
"Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favourite animal. I told my dad what happened, andhe said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork, beef and sea kittens Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favourite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it any more. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her which famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders". Guess where I am now.......   
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LMFO
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