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Topic: next life
horzman Joined Tue 05/04/10 Posts: 263	Sat 06/12/10 04:23 AM
early spring when I was cleaning my pool, I found 4 frogs that make it their home, so I pulled them one by one and put them in a 5Gal bucket to take them down to the pond. few minutes after I put them in the bucket,the 2 males mounted the 2 females... checked an hour later they're still at it... went to work and came back,they were still at it. in my next life I want to be born as a male Frog.

papersmile Joined Fri 10/12/07 Posts: 5148	Sat 06/12/10 05:15 AM Edited by papersmile on Sat 06/12/10 05:15 AM
i remember taking the kids down to the pond to look at the tadpoles and frogs. we caught a pair who were actually mating and even the trauma of being scooped up into a bucket didn't make them stop. i think i'd be embarassed to have everyone watch me and laugh. i'll stick to coming back as a human being and complaining about it not lasting long enough.

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Sat 06/12/10 05:51 AM
In my next life,i wanna come back as Ron Jeremy

isaac_dede Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 10632	Sat 06/12/10 05:54 AM
I'd want to come back as a male lion, they can mate with up to 50 females in a day.

Unknow Joined Sat 10/21/06 Posts: 3353	Sat 06/12/10 06:07 AM
For relationship sake.....maybe an Eagle...they mate for life and the males will kill for family...Now thats true love!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sat 06/12/10 07:40 AM
I wanna be a pig....30 minute orgasims

Kings_Knight Joined Sat 01/31/09 Posts: 3718	Sat 06/12/10 07:51 AM
SNAILS take SIXTEEN HOURS to mate ... no wonder people say 'Look at that es-car-GO!' ...

plastic_pancakes Joined Sun 10/18/09 Posts: 7399	Sat 06/12/10 08:06 AM
I want to be a shark if I have to come back. Sharks are cool.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Sat 06/12/10 08:15 AM
In my next life,i wanna come back as Ron Jeremy

plastic_pancakes Joined Sun 10/18/09 Posts: 7399	Sat 06/12/10 08:17 AM
Somehow still better than the live action Mario movie.

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Sat 06/12/10 08:19 AM
next life - I'd want to come back as Marilyn Monroe so I could marry a baseball player and a playwright, but THIS time beat the hollywood moghuls at their own game and outlive them all!!!

Shasta1 Joined Wed 09/09/09 Posts: 3308	Sat 06/12/10 08:42 AM
In my next life, I certainly ain't coming back here

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Sat 06/12/10 08:59 AM
In my next life, I certainly ain't coming back here where? do ulive in cleveland?

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Sat 06/12/10 09:28 AM
I wanna come back as a perv!!! OPPS I am one!!

Lpdon Joined Thu 02/25/10 Posts: 18772	Sat 06/12/10 10:07 AM
I wanna come back as a perv!!! OPPS I am one!! So you want to come back as another perf?

silly Joined Wed 04/25/07 Posts: 2789	Sat 06/12/10 12:22 PM
a butterfly.I just love them

imsingle951 Joined Mon 12/01/08 Posts: 1984	Sat 06/12/10 01:18 PM
I want to come back as a womans bicycle seat And hope she is into wearing shot skirts with no panties

Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Sat 06/12/10 03:28 PM
In my next life, i wanna be Justin Bieber. Just to see what it's like being him. I'll end up bumping into doors :(

Kings_Knight Joined Sat 01/31/09 Posts: 3718	Sat 06/12/10 03:30 PM
Wake me up, Scotty ... !

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sat 06/12/10 03:37 PM
I want to come back as a womans bicycle seat And hope she is into wearing shot skirts with no panties Careful what you wish for. I bet Rosie O'Donnel has a bike.