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early spring when I was cleaning my pool, I found 4 frogs that make it their home, so I pulled them one by one and put them in a 5Gal bucket to take them down to the pond.
few minutes after I put them in the bucket,the 2 males mounted the 2 females... checked an hour later they're still at it... went to work and came back,they were still at it. in my next life I want to be born as a male Frog. |
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Edited by
papersmile
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Sat 06/12/10 05:15 AM
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i remember taking the kids down to the pond to look at the tadpoles and frogs. we caught a pair who were actually mating and even the trauma of being scooped up into a bucket didn't make them stop. i think i'd be embarassed to have everyone watch me and laugh. i'll stick to coming back as a human being and complaining about it not lasting long enough. |
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In my next life,i wanna come back as Ron Jeremy
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I'd want to come back as a male lion, they can mate with up to 50 females in a day.
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For relationship sake.....maybe an Eagle...they mate for life and the males will kill for family...Now thats true love!
 
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I wanna be a pig....30 minute orgasims
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SNAILS take SIXTEEN HOURS to mate ... no wonder people say 'Look at that es-car-GO!' ...
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I want to be a shark if I have to come back.
Sharks are cool. |
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In my next life,i wanna come back as Ron Jeremy
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Somehow still better than the live action Mario movie.
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next life - I'd want to come back as Marilyn Monroe so I could marry a baseball player and a playwright, but THIS time beat the hollywood moghuls at their own game and outlive them all!!!
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In my next life, I certainly ain't coming back here
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In my next life, I certainly ain't coming back here
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I wanna come back as a perv!!! OPPS I am one!!
 
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I wanna come back as a perv!!! OPPS I am one!!
So you want to come back as another perf?
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a butterfly.I just love them
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I want to come back as a womans bicycle seat
And hope she is into wearing shot skirts with no panties
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In my next life, i wanna be Justin Bieber. Just to see what it's like being him. I'll end up bumping into doors :(
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Wake me up, Scotty ... !
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I want to come back as a womans bicycle seat And hope she is into wearing shot skirts with no panties
Careful what you wish for. I bet Rosie O'Donnel has a bike. |
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