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1. Show up wearing pants. This shows girls not only that you are serious, but that you can afford pants.
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Don't be too serious. Keep the conversation light until you find out whether you spark with this person.
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2. Show up wearing shoes. This shows that you are responsible enough to tie a shoe so you can take care of future children.
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Way to be all pragmatic, Vacant.
4. If you have glasses - wear them. If you don't, get some. That way, you can take them off to express dramatic points in conversation, or look like you're really paying attention. |
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5.) I show up wearing a bra
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6. NEVER say you're a professional writer.
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7. Never admit to liking Sasquatch Porn, until at least the second date.
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8. Don't tell them about the sex change operation.....yet
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9. Do not, under any circumstances, pronounce the word pretty as "purty".
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10. Females always wear the cleavage shirt, males the tight pants that emphasize the bulge.
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10. do not bring the wife/husband (g/f-b/f) along - most people don't like it and find it insensitive.
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11. Don't take the kids
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13. If you find the date isn't going well, light something on fire.
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15. Wash your azz and feet.
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14. bathe - let them think you normally smell this good
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16. If she uses a word you don't know the meaning of, cry.
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17. wear sunglasses....even inside- it will make you look mysterious
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13. If you find the date isn't going well, light something on fire. 18. But not your date. |
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18. make eye contact - fight off the cleavage stares (glance only)
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18. Make it clear at the beginning that you do not want her boobs staring at your eyes.
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