purse????

I was cleaning out my purse today and the thought that maybe some of the
men out there may be interested to know what women keep in their purses.
I would like to de-mystify the whole purse thing for you men, because I
am tired of the look of "horror" Ive seen on their faces when you ask
them to pass your purse or get something out of it.

Here is what I found:

Drumrollllllllllllllllllllll

1) 1 change purse filled with 1300 pennies and a few quarters.

2) The all important 2 year planner. This is for used for work only so I
know what day it is and when I work, also used for when payday is. It
is not actually a "date" book.

3)1 bottle of ibuprofen, used to kill headaches, hangovers, and whatever
ails me at the moment.

4)Credit cards and debit cards and useless cards I have no idea what
for.

5)1 Lip gloss, lipstick, eyeliner.

6)1 broken watch.

7) 4 pieces of loose gum that tastes like perfume.

8) 3 latex gloves.......don't ask!

9)14 ball point pens.......in case I lose 13.

10) Car keys, house keys, work keys, keys to things I have no idea what
for.

11) 1 cellphone...self esplanatory.

12) loose medication.....Im thinking it could be for my allergies but Im
not quite sure.

13) Another lipgloss......hmmmm ok Im a bit obsessed with my lips.

14)1 pic/comb....for the hair obsession I have.

15) The coveted.......TAMPON!!! KNOWN TO SCARE MEN IN EVERY CONTINENT OF
THE WORLD!!!

16) Random package of matches from 1986....in case I need to light
something or am stranded in the rain on the side of the road..idk.

Ok ladies, have I missed anything??? Left anything out???

Well???

The last time my mom cleaned out her purse (or what the family calls a
travel bag) she pulled out 38 keychains and to this day has no idea how
or where they came from.

My ex used to call it the
"graveyard"....hmmmmm things die in there!!!!

I always end up with toys in mine. I take them out of my pockets and
stick them in there to give back to the students I take them from. I
found Hoffa once, too, but lost him when I changed purses.

I sometimes find random Mcdonald land toys from the happy meals in there
as well need

ummm....wallet, checkbook, perfume, lip gloss, change and....the kitchen
sink

Have you seen Hoffa? I miss him.

lol scissors glue, brush,and i don't why but a calculator

Havent seen HOffa but I think I found a Gambino!!!

Is he any fun? Hoffa did this dead man impression that just slayed me!!!
LOL.

omg i'm afraid to clean out my purse. i pulled a diaper out of it once!
LOL.

you keeeeeeeeeeel me!!!!

I know its hard but............DO NOT BE AFRAID!!! BE BRAVE
SISTA!!!!

Hmm lets see:
Wallet
Lip gloss
Eyeliner
Mascara
Cellphone
Kleenex
Day planner.. to keep track of payday and appts
Mail ready to go out
Car regristration and insurance card
Tampons
A million pens
A million lighters(im always losin em)
Cigarettes
OH and the most important...a copy of my P.F.A

lots of change...lol..i think i'd rather break a dollar of 15 cents,
than dig for it. HMM...pens, business cards,
photos, checkbook, credit cards, debit card, receipts out the ying yang,
gum, coupons, my name badge for work (i've only been looking for it for
2 weeks), keys, some of which i have no idea what they are for, phone
numbers from the bar(lol), lipgloss, lipstick, advil, RX meds,
lighter..and oh yeah more change.

oH YES I did forget that I have my name tag in there as well....thanks
for reminding me!

I guess you didn't hear...they found Hoffa!

they took off Tammy Faye's last layer of make-up!...

checkbook,PEPPERSPRAY,manicure kit, sunblock, make-up case,candy
bag,meds,cellphone, gameboy,church tracts,pens markers,eyeglasses
casegrpcery lists other lists, calculator,
a travel bag with a mini toothbrush, mouthwash, soap, shampoo,
conditioner,lotion,
I think thats it