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what would a twinky eat if it were stoned?
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if you farted, would a goat be able to hear it as a tree were falling and eating corn bread while sitting on a monks forehead?
now thats random... |
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Edited by
jemare
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Tue 06/01/10 07:00 AM
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When a pug dog turns his head to the side you know he is thinking, but what is he really thinking?
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When a pug dog turns his head to the side you know he is thinking, but what is he really thinking? "How am I going to take over the world?" I've had this discussion with my pug. 
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Edited by
Seakolony
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Tue 06/01/10 07:10 AM
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Humans, which is why, twinkies are forbidden getting stoned and not allowed stone cold munchies.
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If a person commits suicide by jumping from the 14 th floor of a building is it fair to say he died before he thought he would?
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If a person commits suicide by jumping from the 14 th floor of a building is it fair to say he died before he thought he would? Hmmm. You mean like the first 13 floors went so well he was thinking optimistically?? |
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Edited by
plastic_pancakes
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Tue 06/01/10 09:22 AM
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Ever seen Mitch Hedberg's stand-up MiVidaLoca?
And now for something completely different - 
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Sure have and always thought a huge part of his act's appeal was that it sounded like the random thoughts of your lovable local stoner.
" I don't have a girlfriend, however I do know a woman who would be pissed if she heard me say that" Mitch Hedberg |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Tue 06/01/10 02:28 PM
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me.
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LMFAO
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LMFAO
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OH YEAH....
A DOUBLE MIVIDA SANDWICH!!! WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!! |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Tue 06/01/10 02:43 PM
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If a person commits suicide by jumping from the 14 th floor of a building is it fair to say he died before he thought he would? |
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