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Topic: White man screw up big time!
willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Mon 05/31/10 11:30 AM
Be nice to be in those days when huntin' and fishin' was free and the women did all the work. Especially havin' a surplus of willing beaver.

toastedoranges Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 11042	Mon 05/31/10 11:36 AM
ha..

Jasonx2x Joined Sun 05/30/10 Posts: 24	Mon 05/31/10 11:41 AM
niiiiiccccceeeeee, but we`ve got the xbox`s, so I dunnno :)

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Mon 05/31/10 11:45 AM
niiiiiccccceeeeee, but we`ve got the xbox`s, so I dunnno :) You can have your xbox. I prefer plugging into the fur-box.

toastedoranges Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 11042	Mon 05/31/10 11:45 AM
niiiiiccccceeeeee, but we`ve got the xbox`s, so I dunnno :) harmony with the planet or xbox...hmmmm, not a hard one

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Mon 05/31/10 11:48 AM Edited by Winx on Mon 05/31/10 11:48 AM
This belongs in the jokes forum, Willing.

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Mon 05/31/10 11:52 AM
I bow before this man's observation! What is the difference between an idiot engineer and a real engineer? Idiot engineers are always out to improve everything and wind up making it less efficient and more complicated.

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Mon 05/31/10 12:05 PM
Men invented washers, dryers, dishwashers, microwaves and advertised them as ways to make a woman's job at home easier. In order to get all these things women needed to work outside the home. So she started working all day then came home to her household chores which she could do quicker thanks to these wonderful inventions. However it didn't leave her much time to give attention to her husband. So sex diminished, affairs increased, divorce became the norm. Women learned they could survive without a husband. So the next time you guys are horny---blame the guys that invented the technology to make a woman's job at home easier

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Mon 05/31/10 12:14 PM
Men invented washers, dryers, dishwashers, microwaves and advertised them as ways to make a woman's job at home easier. In order to get all these things women needed to work outside the home. So she started working all day then came home to her household chores which she could do quicker thanks to these wonderful inventions. However it didn't leave her much time to give attention to her husband. So sex diminished, affairs increased, divorce became the norm. Women learned they could survive without a husband. So the next time you guys are horny---blame the guys that invented the technology to make a woman's job at home easier What would I have to do to be able to watch you naked, slappin' laundry against some rocks down by the river??!!??!!

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Mon 05/31/10 12:18 PM
Men invented washers, dryers, dishwashers, microwaves and advertised them as ways to make a woman's job at home easier. In order to get all these things women needed to work outside the home. So she started working all day then came home to her household chores which she could do quicker thanks to these wonderful inventions. However it didn't leave her much time to give attention to her husband. So sex diminished, affairs increased, divorce became the norm. Women learned they could survive without a husband. So the next time you guys are horny---blame the guys that invented the technology to make a woman's job at home easier What would I have to do to be able to watch you naked, slappin' laundry against some rocks down by the river??!!??!! In the spirit of a 50/50 partnership, you would have to be naked and doing the same thing

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Mon 05/31/10 12:20 PM
Men invented washers, dryers, dishwashers, microwaves and advertised them as ways to make a woman's job at home easier. In order to get all these things women needed to work outside the home. So she started working all day then came home to her household chores which she could do quicker thanks to these wonderful inventions. However it didn't leave her much time to give attention to her husband. So sex diminished, affairs increased, divorce became the norm. Women learned they could survive without a husband. So the next time you guys are horny---blame the guys that invented the technology to make a woman's job at home easier What would I have to do to be able to watch you naked, slappin' laundry against some rocks down by the river??!!??!! In the spirit of a 50/50 partnership, you would have to be naked and doing the same thing

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Mon 05/31/10 12:31 PM
Men invented washers, dryers, dishwashers, microwaves and advertised them as ways to make a woman's job at home easier. In order to get all these things women needed to work outside the home. So she started working all day then came home to her household chores which she could do quicker thanks to these wonderful inventions. However it didn't leave her much time to give attention to her husband. So sex diminished, affairs increased, divorce became the norm. Women learned they could survive without a husband. So the next time you guys are horny---blame the guys that invented the technology to make a woman's job at home easier What would I have to do to be able to watch you naked, slappin' laundry against some rocks down by the river??!!??!! In the spirit of a 50/50 partnership, you would have to be naked and doing the same thing Anytime, anywhere!!

bishopsperad Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 121	Mon 05/31/10 01:31 PM
THEY'LL NEVER BE HARMONY, PEACE AND ALL THAT CRAP. FAIRY TALES

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Mon 05/31/10 02:09 PM
Men invented washers, dryers, dishwashers, microwaves and advertised them as ways to make a woman's job at home easier. In order to get all these things women needed to work outside the home. So she started working all day then came home to her household chores which she could do quicker thanks to these wonderful inventions. However it didn't leave her much time to give attention to her husband. So sex diminished, affairs increased, divorce became the norm. Women learned they could survive without a husband. So the next time you guys are horny---blame the guys that invented the technology to make a woman's job at home easier What would I have to do to be able to watch you naked, slappin' laundry against some rocks down by the river??!!??!! In the spirit of a 50/50 partnership, you would have to be naked and doing the same thing That goes for you to, Missy!!!