Hi I'm really trouble, I really want to slow down and get to really meet a person, but they almost seem to be on warp speed. Trouble is that I have never had what you may called a conventional type of date, is have always been for as long as I could remember meet kiss Etc etc relationship that has not work for me. I need you to get to first know me and I you. Is that a lot to ask ladies?

I would maybe make that one of the first conversations...not like a date can force you into something you don't already want to do.

Dude, I wish I been ask what was my position on mirage on the first or second day.

First, who or what the heck is a "Mr. Zulu"?

Are you saying you only meet for a first date and have sex but never have a romance or relationship? You "hang out" with someone based on sex?

If so, you have a lot to learn about how relationships work. You have baggage from lack of experience.

As Fear suggested, you aren't forced to do anything you don't want to do so you need to take an oath of celibacy and "learn" to date and romance a lady.

Best wishes.

As a treky I have to point out that it's "warp factor ten" and "Mr. Sulu" not Zulu.

And if a date is moving too fast for ya just tell her to slow down.

Mirage? A hallucination? Why would someone ask you about a mirage on a date? Do you also do drugs? Maybe this is your problem. If not drugs, are you talking about a mirage in the desert? Imagining a relationship? I don’t get it.

Oh! I've never seen Star Wars! Thanks for educating me on the lingo.

Star Trek, not Star Wars.

I NEED LUDICROUS SPEED! NOW!!!!!!
Sorry, tried to stp myself.


Actually, I can honestly understand what the guy is saying.

IF I go out with a woman who is giving the signs of wanting to get her freak on, then I put out. Otherwise there will be no shot at a second date.

You might be suprized how many women really do just want to release that pent up energy right off the bat. This is especieally true in a very private setting. In my experience, playing hard to get or shy will get you passed by every time.

Hey please don't be so forgiving

Oh that's just not fair...I do drugs and I don't blab about mirages. I know I was hallucinating that the cactus was a dragon who wanted a hug in the Nevada desert, I was tripping on peyote afterall.

If she wants to get freaky that's fine with me.

If she's looking to get married in the next ten minutes, I Pass.

Sorry not even close. I never went to what I've seen on mass media where you get to know one and other. I was just reflecting and may you are not looking at this problem objectively

Hard to look at this particular problem objectively, no?

Sorry Dude, but you did understand I will correct myself Mr Sulu

Oops! I thought they were the same.

What no I'm speaking in terms of past experience. I will really like to get to know her first.

What? You don't make any sense. Your sentence structure is all over the place and I can't follow your writing.

It would help if you "quote" the person to whom you are replying so we know who you are addressing.