Topic: Airport solution
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Fri 05/28/10 02:40 PM
The Airport Solution


Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.
Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number..."

Works for me!

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Fri 05/28/10 02:53 PM
What, like a walk-in microwave oven? More efficient airport security AND a quick way to render armfuls of frozen pizzas edible: I can't imagine America saying no to that.

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Sat 05/29/10 02:44 AM

The Airport Solution


Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.
Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number..."

Works for me!



I posted this TWO days ago.
Not being picky. But it does help at times to check what has been recently posted before copying or reposting something.

http://mingle2.com/topic/show/274864 :wink:

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Sat 05/29/10 02:49 AM
I always been a 'reposter'..

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Sat 05/29/10 03:28 AM


The Airport Solution


Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.
Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number..."

Works for me!



I posted this TWO days ago.
Not being picky. But it does help at times to check what has been recently posted before copying or reposting something.

http://mingle2.com/topic/show/274864 :wink:
It was also posted on 4/29 by TheresMyFriend. Just saying that sometimes this stuff happens

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Sat 05/29/10 03:32 AM



The Airport Solution


Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.
Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number..."

Works for me!



I posted this TWO days ago.
Not being picky. But it does help at times to check what has been recently posted before copying or reposting something.

http://mingle2.com/topic/show/274864 :wink:
It was also posted on 4/29 by TheresMyFriend. Just saying that sometimes this stuff happens
:wink: