There aren't too many TV shows that dare to tackle the topic of The
Mother-In-Law. So, here are a few suggestions for new story lines for
some of the current hit TV shows.

1. Oprah: Dr. Phil discusses the phenomenon of "Reverse Claustrophobia"
(the uncontrollable desire to lock yourself in a room or closet when
your MIL visits.)

2. House of Fashion: Today's topic - This Old Bag

3. Daughters-in-law and Order - Special Victims Unit: Investigators
probe horrid offenses committed by MILs that have left the victims
devastated, and destroyed lives.

4. Survivor: Stay at home and vote to keep the MILs on the island
forever.

5. Home Shopping Club: DIL SURVIVAL KIT - Items for sale include a new
lock and key for your front door, duct tape, caller ID boxes, and ear
plugs.

6. MIL Family Feud: Most of us have been playing this game since we got
engaged. Whenever you say something, your MIL tries to top it.

7. WWF: See the champ in the ring with your MIL. Can she go the
distance? Dirty looks and snide comments won't knock out these tough
opponents.

8. MIL Hunter : Go Down Under and watch as one man gets close to nature
and risks getting his head bitten off by one of mankind's oldest and
fiercest enemies.

9. Olympic Track and Field: Watch as ordinary men and women set new
world records for speed while running away from their MILs.

10. Martha Stewart Holiday Special: Learn to set a beautiful holiday
table, without a place for your MIL. It's a good thing.

11. Family Law: In this episode, a woman fights to divorce her MIL
while remaining married to her dear husband.

12. Judging MIL: Why not? She judges you.

13. Who Wants To Be A Millionaire: The MIL who asks the most irritating
question in the shortest time wins big bucks.

14. Frasier: Will Daphne marry Niles this season? If she does, at
least she won't have to contend with a MIL.

15. Unsolved Mysteries - Missing MILs: MILs are disappearing all over
the city. Does it surprise you that no one is looking for them?

My ex-mother-in-laws constant interference and criticism of me helped
break up my 19 year marriage. Yeah, there were other problems, but it
sure didn't help.

Love them all!!!!

Never had a problem with mine infact I drove her crazy and rode him
about being a mommys boy.
I was at work one night and he called my sister to ask her how to cook a
hotdog. I called his mother and ask her if she taught him anything when
he was a child. He had no idea how to run a washer or dryer and he was
24 years old. I would give him directions to get somewhere and he would
call his mother while I was standing right there to ask her if that was
right. So I paked his stuff and took it to his parents house when him
and his mother were working and his dad asked what I was doing and he
agreed and laughed and left the stuff in the garage and when he called
home from work I told him his mother wanted him to go to the house so he
did and I called him there and told him to look in the garage and told
him when he realizes that I am the wife and that it isn't his mother he
is sleeping then call me and we'll talk. It took two days before I let
him back in and his mother wouldn't talk to me for two months But after
that everyone knew who was who. And she never came over again with out
calling either.