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Topic: would u date me ?
newarkjw's photo
Wed 05/19/10 12:42 PM



Profile writing 101......

Rule 1- No text speak.
Rule 2- None of that "I like walks on the beach", or "Ask me if you wanna know more" crap. If they are interested, they will let you know dude.
Rule 3- Never say you are a "nice guy". Let them figure this out.
Rule 4- Run on sentences, punctuation....yeah, if your goal is a hot, smart chick...well you fail on these two points then you will fail to get those girls you see.
Rule 5- Humor. Not forced. Natural. Chicks dig funny dudes.
Rule 6- DON'T FREAKING LIE ON THE PROFILE


There. Follow those rules and you should do fine. Goof out.


How's all that working out for ya Goof?.....smokin


Dude....I keep getting these 6ft blondes with nice racks asking me out all the time. It's maddening!!laugh laugh


Face it brother. You are a chick magnet.......smokin

imsingle951's photo
Thu 05/20/10 05:37 AM

My Blow up Doll got REAL excited seeing U BUT she demands dinner, wine AND a third date before she inflates for ya!!!noway :wink: :banana:
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

StillLooking29's photo
Thu 05/20/10 03:33 PM
If I was 10 yrs younger.......

AndyBgood's photo
Thu 05/20/10 03:58 PM
Why the heck not. I bet we would have fun!!!

no photo
Thu 05/20/10 04:24 PM
Why's the picture sideways ... ? And there's no head visible ...

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