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Profile writing 101...... Rule 1- No text speak. Rule 2- None of that "I like walks on the beach", or "Ask me if you wanna know more" crap. If they are interested, they will let you know dude. Rule 3- Never say you are a "nice guy". Let them figure this out. Rule 4- Run on sentences, punctuation....yeah, if your goal is a hot, smart chick...well you fail on these two points then you will fail to get those girls you see. Rule 5- Humor. Not forced. Natural. Chicks dig funny dudes. Rule 6- DON'T FREAKING LIE ON THE PROFILE There. Follow those rules and you should do fine. Goof out. How's all that working out for ya Goof?..... ![]() Dude....I keep getting these 6ft blondes with nice racks asking me out all the time. It's maddening!! ![]() ![]() Face it brother. You are a chick magnet....... ![]() |
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My Blow up Doll got REAL excited seeing U BUT she demands dinner, wine AND a third date before she inflates for ya!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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If I was 10 yrs younger.......
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Why the heck not. I bet we would have fun!!!
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Why's the picture sideways ... ? And there's no head visible ...
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