Topic: Birthday Present
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Sat 10/07/06 01:03 AM
This woman shopping for a birthday present for her husband walked by a
pet store and decided to look for a little dog to give her sweetie. The
clerk ask who the present was for and she responded its for my husband.
He said I would buy him this frog. She said why a frog?. Clerk said
because this frog can give a man great oral sex. she said youre putting
me on. Clerk said well take the frog and if doesnt live up to it then
bring it back. Well the lady did and gave it to the husband and
explained what the frog could do. The husband said yeah right and shoved
the frog aside. At 3am the man decided to see if it was true the frog
could do what his wife said. Shortly after the wife is awaken by a loud
banging noise of pots and pans in the kitchen. She walks into the
kitchen and asked her husband what was going on. He said..
Honey if I can teach this frog how to cook youre ass is out of
here......

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Sat 10/07/06 01:07 AM
lmao

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Sat 02/14/15 10:37 PM
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Fri 02/20/15 11:14 AM
vey funny

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Fri 02/20/15 11:18 AM
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Sat 02/28/15 12:17 PM
rofl rofl I wonder what the wife said and do next