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This woman shopping for a birthday present for her husband walked by a
pet store and decided to look for a little dog to give her sweetie. The clerk ask who the present was for and she responded its for my husband. He said I would buy him this frog. She said why a frog?. Clerk said because this frog can give a man great oral sex. she said youre putting me on. Clerk said well take the frog and if doesnt live up to it then bring it back. Well the lady did and gave it to the husband and explained what the frog could do. The husband said yeah right and shoved the frog aside. At 3am the man decided to see if it was true the frog could do what his wife said. Shortly after the wife is awaken by a loud banging noise of pots and pans in the kitchen. She walks into the kitchen and asked her husband what was going on. He said.. Honey if I can teach this frog how to cook youre ass is out of here...... |
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lmao
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Oh my!!! LOL!!!
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vey funny
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I wonder what the wife said and do next
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