A YOUNG REPORTER GOES TO A RETIREMENT HOME TO INTERVIEW AN AGING BUT LEGENDARY EXPLORER. AFTER HEARING MANY TALES, HE ASKS THE OLD MAN TO TELL HIM ABOUT THE MOST FRIGHTENING EXPERIENCE HE EVER HAD.
THE OLD EXPLORER SAYS, "ONCE I WAS HUNTING TIGRS IN THE JUNGLES OF INDIA. I WAS ON A NARROW PATH AND MY NATIVE GUIDE WAS BEHIND ME CARRYING MY
RIFLE. JUST THEN, THE LARGEST TGER I'VE EVER SEEN LEAPED IN FRONT OF USE. I TURNED AROUNDFOR MY WEAPON ONLY TO FIND THAT THE NATIVE HAD FLED. THE TIGER LEAPED TOWARD ME WITH A MIGHTY
ROARRRR! I SOILD MYSELF."
THE REPORTER SAY, "SIR, DON'T BE ASHAMED. UNDER THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES
ANYONE WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME."
"NO, NOT THEN," THE OLD MAN REPLIES.
"JUST NOW WHEN I WENT, 'ROARRRR!'"