A MAN LIES SPRAWLED ACROSS THREE SEATS IN A FANCY THEATER. AN USHER WALKS BY AND SEES THE MAN.
“SORRYY, SIR. BUT YOU’RE ALLOWED ONLY ONE SEAT”, THE USHER SAYS.
THE MAN GROANS BUT DOESN’T BUDGE. THE USHER GETS FRUSTRATED AND SUMMONS THE MANGER. THE TWO THEATER WORKERS TRY TO MOVE THE MAN, WITHOUT SUCCESS. FINALLY, THE MANGER, NOT KNOWING WHAT ELSE TO DO, CALLS THE POLICE.
WHEN AN OFFICER ARRIVES, HE ASKS THE MAN, “BUDDY, WHAT’S YOUR NAME?”
“SAM,” THE MAN MOANS
“WHERE YOU FROM SAM?” THE COP ASKS
“THE BALCONY,” SAM GASPS

ouch! poor sam...