A friend just emailed this to me...

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT,
DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN, GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?


'My
Fellow Americans: As you all
know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.



Since Congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our
mission in Iraq is complete.



This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
forces from Iraq . This action will be complete within 30 days. It is
now time to begin the reckoning.





Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of
countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict This
list is short . The United Kingdom , Spain
, Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland
are some of the countries listed there.



The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the
world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
distributing copies of both lists later this evening.



Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
nations on List 2 ceases indefinitely. The money saved during the first
year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. THEN
EVERY YEAR THEREAFTER It'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT
GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.



The American people are no
longer going to pour money into third world Hell holes and watch those
government leaders grow fat on corruption.



Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France .



In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
money toward solving the vexing social problems
we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations
Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your
friends from the face of the earth.



Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China .



I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
France , and Russia . Thanks for all
your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO
as well.



I have instructed the Mayor of New York
City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You
creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets
tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned
over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.



A special note to our neighbors: Canada
is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each
other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.



Mexico is also on List 2.
Its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude
adjustment. I will have a couple thousand extra tanks and infantry
divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep,
border security.



Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty -
starting now.



We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling
for oil in Alaska -which will take care of this country's oil needs for
decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this
decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.



It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own
citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying,
'darn tootin.'



Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around
the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone
on the planet It is time to eliminate hunger in America . It is time to
eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations on List 1, a final
thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.



To the nations on List 2, a final thought : You might want to learn
to speak Arabic.



God bless America .. Thank you and good night.'



If you can read this in English, thank a soldier.



(Please forward this to at least ten friends and see what happens!
Let's get this to every USA computer!)

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