Topic: THE LOVE DRESS
will_408's photo
Tue 05/11/10 02:07 AM
A WOMAN STOPS BY HER SON’S HOUSE AND FINDS HER DAUGHTER-IN-LAW NAKED ON THE COUCH.
“I’M WAITING FOR FRED,” THE EMBARRASSED GIRL STAMMERS. “THIS IS MY LOVE DRESS… EVERY TIME HE SEES ME IN IT, HE, RAUAGES ME.”
WHEN THE MOTHER –IN-LAW GETS HOME SHE UNDRESSES AND WAITS FOR HER HUSBAND TO ARRIVE.
WHEN HE WALKS IN, SHE WHISPERS,
“THIS IS MY LOVE DRESS.”
“HMM,” SAYS THE SPOUSE
“NEEDS IRONING.”


realdutchess's photo
Tue 05/11/10 01:57 PM
laugh laugh laugh ouch!