LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD IS SKIPPING DOWN THE ROAD WHEN SHE SEES THE BIG BAD WOLF CROUCHED DOWN BEHIND A LOG.
“MY WHAT BIG EYES YOU HAVE MR. WOLF.” SAY LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD. SO MR WOLF JUMP UP AND RUNS AWAY!!!
FURTHER DOWN THE ROAD LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD SEES THE WOLF AGAIN. THIS TIME HE’S IS CROUCHED BEHIND A TREE STUMP. “MY WHAT BIG EARS YOU HAVE MR.WOLF,” SAY LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD.
AGAIN THE WOLF JUMPS UP AND RUNS AWAY. ABOUT 2 MILES DOWN THE TRACK LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD SEES THE WOLF AGAIN; THIS TIME CROUCHED DOWN BEHIND A ROAD SIGN.
“MY WHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE MR.WOLF,” TAUNTS LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD.
“WILL YOU **** OFF,
I’M TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT”