A wealthy man was having an affair with Italian women for several years. One night during One of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation Or his marriage, he would pay a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly to have the child and Would stay in Italy to raise the child. He would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but Asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin. One day about 9 months later he came home to his confused wife, "Honey" she said. "You received a very strange post Card today". "OH, just give it to me and I'll explain it" he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the Card, turned white and fainted.

On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti 2 with
Meatballs and 1 without.

Hilarious