A JUDGE WORKING A DOUBLE-"HOMICIDE CASE TELLS THE DEFENDANT, “YOU’RE CHARGED WITH BEATING YOUR WIFE TO DEATH WITH A HAMMER.”
“YOU BASTARD!” YELLS A VOICE FROM THE BACK OF THE COURTROOM.
“YOU’RE ALSO CHARGED WITH KILLING YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW WITH A HAMMER,” SAYS THE JUDGE.
“BASTARD!” THE SAME PERSON YELLS.
THE JUDGE ADDRESSES THE MAN SITTING IN THE BACK OF THE COURTROOM. “ SIR, ONE MORE OUTBURST AND I’LL CHARGE YOU WITH CONTEMPT.”
“I’M SORRY, YOUR HONOR,” SAYS THE MAN. “BUT I’VE BEEN THIS BASTARD’S NEIGHBOR FOR 10 YEARS, AND EVERY TIME I ASKED TO BORROW A HAMMER, HE SAID HE DIDN’T HAVE ONE.”

thats a good one!