A GUY HAS A FEW DRINKS AT A BAR, AND THEN HEADS TO THE REST ROOM. WHILE HE’S DOING HIS BUSINESS, A VERY SHORT MAN TAKES THE URINAL NEXT TO HIM AND WHIPS OUT A 10-INCH JOHNSON.
“I’M SORRY FOR STARING,” SAYS THE GUY, “BUT YOU’RE”RE HUGE.”
“THAT’S BECAUSE I’M A LEPRECHAUN,” SAYS THE SHORT MAN. “ALL LEPRECHAUN ARE WELL-ENDOWED.”
“I’D DO ANYTHING TO HAVE A PENIS THAT SIZE,” SIGNS THE GUY.
“IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I CAN GRANT WISHES,” SAYS THE LEPRECHAUN. “IF YOU LET ME HAVE SEX WITH YOU IN THE BATHROOM STALL, I’LL GIVE YOU A BIGGER PENIS.”
THE MAN THINKS IT OVER AND DECIDES HE WANTS A GIANT SCHLONG. AS THEY’RE GOING AT IT, THE MAN CRIES OUT, “I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M LETTING A LEPRECHAUN SCREW ME!”
“I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT YOU BELIEVE I’M A LEPRECHAUN!”

that proved that mens brain isnt in their head.