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goof gone wild....  What a novel concept |
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Got on a 4 wheeler drunk with my bra, thongs & T. By the time I got back I was screaming & twirling my T-shirt!! Shocked the whole neighborhood!! Pissing in the bars sink while my friend used the toilet!! We both had to go!!! Dirty dancing with a guy in the bar. Everything was fine until I started trying to undress him...with my teeth on his zipper pull!!! I'm sure I'll think of more!!!
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Got on a 4 wheeler drunk with my bra, thongs & T. By the time I got back I was screaming & twirling my T-shirt!! Shocked the whole neighborhood!! Pissing in the bars sink while my friend used the toilet!! We both had to go!!! Dirty dancing with a guy in the bar. Everything was fine until I started trying to undress him...with my teeth on his zipper pull!!! I'm sure I'll think of more!!! Where you been all my life?!?! I'm in love!!! 
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I kissed a girl....and I liked it. And where, might I ask, did you kiss this alleged girl?? 
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Got on a 4 wheeler drunk with my bra, thongs & T. By the time I got back I was screaming & twirling my T-shirt!! Shocked the whole neighborhood!! Pissing in the bars sink while my friend used the toilet!! We both had to go!!! Dirty dancing with a guy in the bar. Everything was fine until I started trying to undress him...with my teeth on his zipper pull!!! I'm sure I'll think of more!!! Where you been all my life?!?! I'm in love!!! When I was a teen I was having sex on the riverbank. Unaware others were around. Found out later we had an audience up the river!! Problem was it was a friend of mine & a few others I knew!!! She also had a thing for the guy!!!! She cussed me like a sailor & never spoke to me again!!  When I was dating my oldest sons dad I went skinny dipping under a full moon with my BF, his brother & about 6-7 other guys! I was the only gal!! I'm a wild child!!
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I went streaking...no alcohol involved...on a cold day HAH
Gosh it was freezing I also got arrested and fined for it BIG MISTAKE |
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Making whoopy with my ex in a wheat field just got into it when the farmer came walking out of his combine that was just over the hill. he had shut it off to eat lunch and heard Us making noise!! Wouldnt have been so bad but his wife was my daughters school teacher at the time!!
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a few weeks ago i farted in the grocery store and let this old man take the fall for it because i sure in hell wasnt going to admit that was mine. it was pretty bad
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From my FAIL thread Funny you should say that.... I was on my way home from a party once and there was some major construction going on on the freeway. I had to "tinkle" SO BAD that I made my bestfriend exit and find the closest place for me to go. There were no gas stations or fast food places so she pulled behind a building. The cops come rolling up on me MIDSTREAM (big white a$$ hangin out) with their super high beam headlights on to see what our car is doing behind this building late at night. I finished and got back into the car just as one of the cops made it up to the drivers window. My bestfriend (sober) and roomie (drunk) are laughing hysterically and the cop sees us all and cant help but laugh too. He made sure our driver hadn't been drinking and let me go with a "warning"   |
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for my birthday last month we went bar hopping.....we ended up in the strip club - needless to say I ended up on the stage with not a lot of clothes left on me.....and somehow I left without my bra
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for my birthday last month we went bar hopping.....we ended up in the strip club - needless to say I ended up on the stage with not a lot of clothes left on me.....and somehow I left without my bra The one day I don't go to a strip club.... 
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