AN ELDERLY COUPLE IS HAVING AN ANNIVERSARY DINNER WHEN THE HUSBAND ASKS HIS WIFE, “DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME WE HAD SEX TOGETER, 50 YEARS AGO? WE WENT BEHIND THIS TAVERN, YOU LEANED AGAINST THE FENCE AND I MADE LOVE TO YOU.”
“YES,” SHE SAYS. “I REMEMBER IT WELL.”
“WHY DON’T WE DO IT AGAIN FOR OLD TIME SAKE?” HE ASKS, AND THE WIFE AGREES.
A BEMUSED POLICE OFFICER OVERHEARS THEM AND DECIDES TO KEEP AN EYE ON THE PAIR TO MAKE SURE THERE’S NO TROUBLE. BEHIND THE TAVERN, HE OBSERVES THE COUPLE DROP THEIR DRAWERS. THE WIFE GRABS THE FENCE AND SUDDENLY THE TWO BEGAIN HAVING THE MOST FURIOUS ATHLEIC SEX THE COP HAS EVER SEEN. IT LASTS FOR A FULL HOUR. AMAZED, THE COP APPROACHES THEM. “THAT WAS SOMETHING ELSE!” HE SAYS. “HOW DO YOU MUSTER SUCH ENERY AT YOUR AGE?”
THE OLD MAN REPLIES “FIFTY YEARS AGO THAT WASN’T AN ELECTRIC FENCE.”

Oh my that is so funny.