A FARMER BUYS A YOUNG ROOSTER TO INPREGNATE
HIS CHICKENS. THE YOUNG ROOSTER STRUTS INTO BARN
AND YELLS TO THE OLD ROOSTER, “GET OUT, OLD MAN!
THIS IS MY BARN NOW”
“TELL YOU WHAT,” SAYS THE OLD ROOSTER.”I’LL RACE YOU AROUND THE FARM; WINNER GET ALL THE CHICS.”
THE OLD ROOSTER TAKES OFF TOWARD THE FRONT OF THE HOUSE WITH THE YOUNG ROOSTER CHASING HIM. THE FARMER TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE ROOSTER, PULLS OUT HIS SHOTGUN, AND BLOWS THE YOUNG ONE WAY.
“DAMMIT,” SAYS THE FARMER.
“THAT’S THE THIRD GAY ROOSTER I’V BOUGHT THIS MONTH!”