A MAN FINDS A LADDER LEADING UP TO THE
CLOUDS AND STARTS CLIMBING. AFTER SOME
TIME, HE REACHES A CLOUD WITH A FAT WOMAN
SITTING ON IT.
"SCREW ME OR CLIMB THE LADDER TO SUCCESS," SHE SAID. WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT, THE MAN CONTINUES UP UNTIL HE HITS ANOTHER CLOUD WHERE A RATHER AVERAGE-LOOKING WOMAN.
"SCREW ME OR CLIMB THE LADDER TO SUCCESS," SHE SAYS. CONSIDERING THE FIRST IMPROVEMENT, THE MAN THINKS HE'LL TRY HIS LUCK ON THE NEXT CLOUD, WHERE AN ABSOUTE STUNNER AWAITS HIM.
LIKE THE OTHERS, SHE SAYS, "SCREW ME OR CLIMB THE LADDER TO SUCCESS." NOW, UNABLE TO IMAGINE THE SEXPOT WHO AWAITS HIM ON THE NEXT LEVEL, THE MAN TAKES A GAMBLE AND CONTINUES HIS ASCENT. BUT WHEN HE REACHES THE NEXT CLOUD, HE FINDS AN OBESE MAN WITH FLIES BUZZING AROUND HIS CROTCH.
"HI!" THE FATTY SAYS. "I'M CESS!"

That was just so wrong on so many levels and when i stop laughing i will tell you what those levels are

Omg lol

wow-lol

i...am speechless