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I just farted sending Phil outside gagging.
OMG! And the cat just walked in and fainted. 
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Edited by
papersmile
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Sat 05/01/10 04:16 PM
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i think i read something about this meet on dan's facebook page.
i couldn't be happier for you koury, for both you and phil 
give him a smack on the back of the head for me, would you? |
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Thank you, lisa.
I would smack him for you but i`, in the bathroom taking a poop. And by the way, Phil is a total SEX GOD |
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hey lisa, long time no see
and koury........
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I just farted sending Phil outside gagging. OMG! And the cat just walked in and fainted.
I don't do this for everyone...but it seems as though you need some help! There is no way to stop farting, surely it’s just something that happens? Farting ruins lives, and I for one will not allow it to ruin yours. All you need to do is follow these five easy steps, and I guarantee, you will never need to worry about farts again! 1. Don’t eat beans, beans are a major cause of excessive flatulence, but not only that, eating beans builds up enough bodily gases to induce spontaneous human combustion…true story. 2. Don’t eat seaweed, seaweed makes your farts smell like…well, seaweed, and no one will want to hang out with you if you smell like the creature from the blue lagoon. 3. Don’t drink fizzy drinks, fizzy drinks contain fizz, and fizz contains the little known chemical agent; “2t00t”, which causes armpit itch and, you guessed it – farting. 4. Do install a noise suppressor in your pants, these can be found at most gun stores. I guarantee this will work, I’ve seen them used on guns in the movies, and you don’t hear a thing. Just replace guns with farts, it’s the same principle. 5. Do build a makeshift fart fragrance converter, using a pilot light and a small candle, scented with lavender. At least then, the more you toot, the less you’ll pollute. Now you have everything you need to live a relatively fart free lifestyle. Please share this knowledge with any friends and family who are prone to offenses of the flatulent kind, and who knows, maybe together we can build a fresher smelling world.  
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take theresmyfriend`s advice, dont hold it in koury, just warn me first next time
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Congrats you two hummmmm not on the farting part
 the getting together .........
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Thank you, lisa. I would smack him for you but i`, in the bathroom taking a poop. And by the way, Phil is a total SEX GOD  
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Thank you, lisa. I would smack him for you but i`, in the bathroom taking a poop. And by the way, Phil is a total SEX GOD haha talk about a match made in heaven! |
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acually i think we`re both going to hell...lol
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acually i think we`re both going to hell...lol I bet I know who goes first......hehehehe
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i think i read something about this meet on dan's facebook page. i couldn't be happier for you koury, for both you and phil
give him a smack on the back of the head for me, would you? a woman from normal, Il actually met someone on here? does this mean that there are actually real live people from central il. on this site? i've been sick the past few days, i must be delusional. . . . |
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acually i think we`re both going to hell...lol I bet I know who goes first......hehehehe
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acually i think we`re both going to hell...lol I bet I know who goes first......hehehehe
Give ya one more guess..............
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acually i think we`re both going to hell...lol I bet I know who goes first......hehehehe
Give ya one more guess..............
no no no, dont worry, your not going to hell...lol |
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yanno Phil, it's because of you
one day I was shopping and I needed toilet paper. And right there on the shelf I saw it, Cottonelle! I thought of you right off. And now that is my prefered brand of toilet paper Now I think of you everytime I wipe my butt |
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yanno Phil, it's because of you one day I was shopping and I needed toilet paper. And right there on the shelf I saw it, Cottonelle! I thought of you right off. And now that is my prefered brand of toilet paper Now I think of you everytime I wipe my butt well atleast you think of me once or twice a day. i take what i can get...lol |
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Thank you, lisa. I would smack him for you but i`, in the bathroom taking a poop. And by the way, Phil is a total SEX GOD Phillip, quit posting as Koury. |
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yayyyyy
Sharon is back |
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Why thank you kind Sir. I have been released from the chains of books for a bit!
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