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WHAT? I just told you that you were too young..  
no, no, no. the other one that got away. the one that dumped me for some scruffy douche with no money. you just rejected me from the get go. i don't have a problem with that. . . . Ohhh that one... You know I'm just playin' and trying to help Cher with getting things off the high shelves...
I just find a victim, stand there and look up at the shelf, then at my victim, back up to the shelf...
ladies look at the shelf now look at me now back to the shelf now back to me now look at your man if your man were me he could reach that item off of the top shelf but because your man uses women's scented body wash he'll never be me. . . . |
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WHAT? I just told you that you were too young..
no, no, no. the other one that got away. the one that dumped me for some scruffy douche with no money. you just rejected me from the get go. i don't have a problem with that. . . . Ohhh that one... You know I'm just playin' and trying to help Cher with getting things off the high shelves...
i know. but there are plenty of short women here with no one to get things from the top shelf for them. i can't abandon them all just to help one woman in need out in cali. it wouldn't be fair. . . . |
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WHAT? I just told you that you were too young..
no, no, no. the other one that got away. the one that dumped me for some scruffy douche with no money. you just rejected me from the get go. i don't have a problem with that. . . . Ohhh that one... You know I'm just playin' and trying to help Cher with getting things off the high shelves...
i know. but there are plenty of short women here with no one to get things from the top shelf for them. i can't abandon them all just to help one woman in need out in cali. it wouldn't be fair. . . . Sure it would!
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lol
so i'm just supposed to come out there and get something from the top shelf and then go home? . . . |
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No, I'll let you stay a while
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No, I'll let you stay a while
don't you think people would find it weird if you brought a troll into the store with you? . . . |
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No, I'll let you stay a while
don't you think people would find it weird if you brought a troll into the store with you? . . . Are you kidding? I'm sure around here you'd fit right in! 
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No, I'll let you stay a while
don't you think people would find it weird if you brought a troll into the store with you? . . . Are you kidding? I'm sure around here you'd fit right in!
i live in a cave, all that cali sun would surely set me ablaze. that combined with your hotness. i'm a goner for sure. . . . |
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No, I'll let you stay a while
don't you think people would find it weird if you brought a troll into the store with you? . . . Are you kidding? I'm sure around here you'd fit right in!
i live in a cave, all that cali sun would surely set me ablaze. that combined with your hotness. i'm a goner for sure. . . . I'll buy you sunscreen.
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lol
come one, i can't be the best option that you've got. there've got to some decent, attractive, tall, single men near you. i'm nobody's best catch. and i'm positive that you can do better. Like a single fireman, they're used to dealing with hot stuff. . . . |
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lol come one, i can't be the best option that you've got. there've got to some decent, attractive, tall, single men near you. i'm nobody's best catch. and i'm positive that you can do better. Like a single fireman, they're used to dealing with hot stuff. . . . lol. Well, if I knew where I could find one, I'd be all over it! But don't sell yourself, umm, "short" 
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lol come one, i can't be the best option that you've got. there've got to some decent, attractive, tall, single men near you. i'm nobody's best catch. and i'm positive that you can do better. Like a single fireman, they're used to dealing with hot stuff. . . . oh hush and admit you're beautiful 
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lol come one, i can't be the best option that you've got. there've got to some decent, attractive, tall, single men near you. i'm nobody's best catch. and i'm positive that you can do better. Like a single fireman, they're used to dealing with hot stuff. . . . oh hush and admit you're beautiful
first of all, i'm a dude. beautiful is not a word that should be used to describe males. secondly, i will admit that i can be humorous at times and that some women find that mildly attractive. it in no way alters my physical appearance. . . . |
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I'm jealous of women. You chicks get all the strippers.
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first of all, i'm a dude. beautiful is not a word that should be used to describe males. secondly, i will admit that i can be humorous at times and that some women find that mildly attractive. it in no way alters my physical appearance. . . . First of all, I know guys can be described as beautiful.
or...at least...I use that word to describe them. 
Second of all, nothing wrong with your physical appearance 
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first of all, i'm a dude. beautiful is not a word that should be used to describe males. secondly, i will admit that i can be humorous at times and that some women find that mildly attractive. it in no way alters my physical appearance. . . . First of all, I know guys can be described as beautiful.
or...at least...I use that word to describe them.
Second of all, nothing wrong with your physical appearance
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thank you, but that's your opinion. i'm not happy with my physical appearance which is why i'm working out and trying to lose weight. eventually i'll get to where i'm comfortable and hopefully my mindset will change along with that. . . . I don't think anyone is ever truly happy with their appearance, which is a shame really. I hope your mindset changes as well 
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