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ok, you guy have started a mess here... I just had a woman from Nigeria email me and ask if I could send Jell-O and blank DVD disk instead of cash... what is this world coming to? too funny. did she offer to put money in your bank account? . . . depends on the DVD sales...well that and if they can get Cosby to do the infomercials to the Nubian Girls Gone Wild series Ha! So wrong! LMAO! it may be wrong, but you have to give them credit. at least they are trying to diversify... |
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We had inspiration Fifi 
and plenty of men saying stupid things. . . . Who, where are they? 
. . . oh those silly men... those are yummy silly men..
. . . Yep, squashing bugs and opening jars!
that's the general consensus. that and reaching things on the top shelf at the store. 
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I want the same drugs you're taking, Drew!!! just trying to make you feel good, sweetie. . . . besides, you know you're sexy. . . . lol Thank you, Drew!  
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I want the same drugs you're taking, Drew!!! just trying to make you feel good, sweetie. . . . besides, you know you're sexy. . . . lol Thank you, Drew!
no thanks necessary. just stating facts. . . . |
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We had inspiration Fifi
and plenty of men saying stupid things. . . . Who, where are they?
. . . oh those silly men... those are yummy silly men..
. . . Yep, squashing bugs and opening jars!
that's the general consensus. that and reaching things on the top shelf at the store.
. . . Since I'm 5.11 I won't need you for that but I may ask you to bend over and pick up something so I can check out your bum! 
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We had inspiration Fifi
and plenty of men saying stupid things. . . . Who, where are they?
. . . oh those silly men... those are yummy silly men..
. . . Yep, squashing bugs and opening jars!
that's the general consensus. that and reaching things on the top shelf at the store.
. . . Since I'm 5.11 I won't need you for that but I may ask you to bend over and pick up something so I can check out your bum!
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Edited by
mscherbear
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Mon 04/26/10 11:45 PM
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We had inspiration Fifi
and plenty of men saying stupid things. . . . Who, where are they?
. . . oh those silly men... those are yummy silly men..
. . . Yep, squashing bugs and opening jars!
that's the general consensus. that and reaching things on the top shelf at the store.
. . . When will you be in my area? I could use my own personal assistant for such things. (That's about the only thing I miss about shopping with my ex... )
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well, i have my uses. . . . Yep, squashing bugs and opening jars!
that's the general consensus. that and reaching things on the top shelf at the store.
. . . Since I'm 5.11 I won't need you for that but I may ask you to bend over and pick up something so I can check out your bum!
. . . Well, as long as I'm using you as an object, I guess I'll have to squeeze the merchandise!
What’s a little sexism among friends? 
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We had inspiration Fifi
and plenty of men saying stupid things. . . . Who, where are they?
. . . oh those silly men... those are yummy silly men..
. . . Yep, squashing bugs and opening jars!
that's the general consensus. that and reaching things on the top shelf at the store.
. . . When will you be in my area? I could use my own personal assistant in that area. (That's about the only thing I miss about shopping with my ex... )
sorry, haven't been to cali since '98. and now that the one who got away lives out there, i make no plans on heading that way. i'll be staying this side of vegas. but i'm sure there are plenty of young, buff, tan, tall, guys living out there who would love to help a sexy lady out. . . . |
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We had inspiration Fifi
and plenty of men saying stupid things. . . . Who, where are they?
. . . oh those silly men... those are yummy silly men..
. . . Yep, squashing bugs and opening jars!
that's the general consensus. that and reaching things on the top shelf at the store.
. . . When will you be in my area? I could use my own personal assistant in that area. (That's about the only thing I miss about shopping with my ex... )
sorry, haven't been to cali since '98. and now that the one who got away lives out there, i make no plans on heading that way. i'll be staying this side of vegas. but i'm sure there are plenty of young, buff, tan, tall, guys living out there who would love to help a sexy lady out. . . . WHAT? I just told you that you were too young.. 
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well, i have my uses. . . . Yep, squashing bugs and opening jars!
that's the general consensus. that and reaching things on the top shelf at the store.
. . . Since I'm 5.11 I won't need you for that but I may ask you to bend over and pick up something so I can check out your bum!
. . . Well, as long as I'm using you as an object, I guess I'll have to squeeze the merchandise!
What’s a little sexism among friends?
lol i don't mind being objectified. friends or not. . . . |
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Oh man this was fun.
I need to log off and get some zzzzzz's. 
Have a good night everyone!  
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Night Melody
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There are lots of hookers in Vegas. Just sayin......
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Night Melody!
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Oh man this was fun. I need to log off and get some zzzzzz's.
Have a good night everyone!
Night, Melody!! It has been a blast! I need to get to bed myself!! |
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WHAT? I just told you that you were too young..
no, no, no. the other one that got away. the one that dumped me for some scruffy douche with no money. you just rejected me from the get go. i don't have a problem with that. . . . |
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WHAT? I just told you that you were too young..
no, no, no. the other one that got away. the one that dumped me for some scruffy douche with no money. you just rejected me from the get go. i don't have a problem with that. . . . Ohhh that one... You know I'm just playin' and trying to help Cher with getting things off the high shelves...
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WHAT? I just told you that you were too young..
no, no, no. the other one that got away. the one that dumped me for some scruffy douche with no money. you just rejected me from the get go. i don't have a problem with that. . . . Ohhh that one... You know I'm just playin' and trying to help Cher with getting things off the high shelves...
I just find a victim, stand there and look up at the shelf, then at my victim, back up to the shelf...
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WHAT? I just told you that you were too young..
no, no, no. the other one that got away. the one that dumped me for some scruffy douche with no money. you just rejected me from the get go. i don't have a problem with that. . . . Ohhh that one... You know I'm just playin' and trying to help Cher with getting things off the high shelves...
I just find a victim, stand there and look up at the shelf, then at my victim, back up to the shelf...
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