>> God Loves drunk people too
>>
>> A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding
>> on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
>> Stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
>> "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
>>
>> He slams the door and returns to bed.
>> Who was that?" asked his wife.
>> "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
>> "Did you help him?" she asks.
>> "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring
>> rain out
>> there!"
>> "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you
>> remember
>> about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys
>> helped us? .
>> I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
>> yourself! God loves drunk people too."
>>
>> The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
>> pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still
>> there?"
>>
>> "Yes," comes back the answer.
>> "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
>> "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
>> "Where are you?" asks the husband.
>> "Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.

Laughed out loud, good one!

Never under estimate a drunk guy...lolz

sounds like somethin I'd do.

Shoot! Laughed so hard I spilled coffee all over my lap.