So I posted this on another thread, but I wanted to tell everyone
about it because it concerns everyone...

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You know I thought that there was not such a thing as too much
masturbation. However, I have been enlightened to a study that has made
me stop doing it as much...

You know how they used to say that if you masturbated you would go
blind, get hair on your palms or your penis would fall off? Well those
old wives tales might not be true but there is a consequence that comes
with shining your silver bullet too much.

According to a study from some college that I can't remember the
name of. An excess of masturbation from a young man or woman, while very
stimulating, can lead to many psychological conditions. The study says
that if a person masturbates too munch it can lead to depression and
E.D.

However, another study from Cambridge (I think) says that releasing
the one eyed monster (not sure how many times a month) can help prevent
prostate cancer. So it is a quagmire as to how much is too much, it is
just up to you to find that happy medium ground...

Rock with your **** out;
Lantz

(Sorry if I offend anyone with this thread... Deal with it)

looks like it's a case of damned if you do and damned if you
don't!..

Good thing i'm not a young man than....