A recently retired man bought a new red Corvette and was driving down the interstate. He noticed himself stepping on the gas pedal more often until he was eventually going 100mph. A state trooper spotted him and pulled behind the Corvette, turning on his lights and siren. The retired man saw the trooper but increased his speed. After a short chase, the retired man realized,"I shouldn't be doing this.." and promptly pulled over.

The trooper walked up to the mans car and said,"Look, my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good enough reason, one that I have never heard before, why you were speeding when I followed you, I'll let you go."
The man thought for a minute and then told the trooper,"My wife left me for a state trooper and I thought you were trying to return her." "Have a good day sir," the trooper told the man.

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