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Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when 40 politicians from Detroit showed up. Never having seen anyone from Detroit at Heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God.
After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the 10 most virtuous people from the group. A few minutes later, a breathless Saint Peter returned to God and said, "They're gone!" What? All of the Detroiters are gone?" asked God. "No!" replied Saint Peter. "The Pearly Gates! |
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lmao
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Pearly Gates for sale, get yer Pearly Gates here.
Apply in my home town of Detroit..... 
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