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for stealing Adam Foote's nose
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For not doing his homework and flirting with the cheerleaders
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She beat up the mailman after he stepped on her tulips.
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Selling crack to the local old folks home residents.
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Selling crack to the local old folks home residents. they actually prefer heroin |
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For letting her dogs loose in the hot dog factory.
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for talking smack to a cop that was harassing a homeless person
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for selling pot to the lil kids on the playground
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Edited by
Shasta1
on
Wed 05/19/10 11:35 AM
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for talking smack to a cop that was harassing a homeless person and I'd do it too!
For telling them where to find the kids. |
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For stealing milk from a baby
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for being to dam honest
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Her beaver made a damn across the Colorado river! And it makes more electric power than Hoover Dam!
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For being a fun pervert at hooters
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for t-ping the police department.
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For being too nice of a lady
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Stealing a police car, driving naked, lights and sirens, and imitating a police officer making multiple arrests at Chippendale's.
And she frisked the male strippers and gave them all strip searches! |
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For being too nice of a lady
By being one
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indecent exposure
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For wearing those foamy pink curlers in his hair
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sex with elephant
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