Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED | |
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shakein her booty at rock when he was busted for meth
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Lesbian fetish with unwilling partner
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murdering all the cereal in a grocery store.
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murdering all the cereal in a grocery store. |
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embezzlement.
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cannibalism
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for impersonating a police officer
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for stealling all the lil kids candy
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illegal skywriting
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for takeing me 2 the lake 2 get laid the cops wanted 2 join in and they were too late
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Got caught with a 18 wheeler full of cocaine at Quentin Tarantino's pad!
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Got caught growing anatomically correct veggies
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for continuosly crossing the double yellow line in the road.
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High speed pursuit on a tricycle!
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killed a man with a spork
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insider on a bank heist
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Causing accidents looking WAY too sexy!
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for growing pot and cocain
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Girl you give me too much credit!
Pimping Chippendale's Models and making a killing! They also got her for Tax Evasion. She was making that much money! |
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Something about the cops being jealous that he was more awesome, so the judge sentenced him to 25 years in a womens prison. Doing "hardcore" time.
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