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| Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME - part 3 | |
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and I got some viagra
 I put in some iced tea... |
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and out came a map of Long Island
 Who in the hell is that Beautiful Woman Above? Damn!!    I put in a Bowl of Cheerios |
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It helped lower my cholesterol.
I put in a bagel. Jesse  |
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and ur cholestrol went back up!
I put in some childrens books |
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and out came a child
 wait.. what? Who's freakin' kid is this?  I put in three dollars and fifty cents worth of pennies |
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and out came a mean piggie bank!
I put in some cold cream |
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and out came a pre-packeage face lift.
I put in some dog food |
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and out came dog poop
I put in a spy camera |
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And out came a James Bond Attache Case
GR, What up? I put in a Poster of Sponge Bob |
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and Mr. Krabbs sold Plankton the Krabby Patty formula.
I put in Squidwards clarinet. |
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...and u got bounced back to the '40s and played a duet with Jimmy Dorsey!
I put in a rolling pin |
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and out came a pecan pie.
I put in a buck |
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and out came a few deer steaks.
I but in a signed copy of the communist manifesto |
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And out came Castro
I put him back in and: |
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and out came Castro Oil
 I mean Castor Oil I put in a 1972 High School Annual |
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and out came the pubecent cast of dazzed and confused I put in the dress that Janet Jackson was almost wearing at the super bowl a few years back 
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and out came a crew of Super Security Personnel
I put in a jar of Jellybeans |
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Edited by
Shasta1
on
Mon 08/09/10 12:21 AM
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and out came rainbow sherbert
I put in a spoon |
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and out came a spoonful of cough syrup
I put in a slot machine
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and out came a change girl.
 I put in a roulette wheel |
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