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| Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME - part 3 | |
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Edited by
Jhavez
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Sun 04/04/10 05:38 PM
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and out came a turned thread
I put in a Counterfeit $100 |
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And all I got was arrested!
Put in a "get out of jail free" card.... |
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and a tweety bird
 I mean a jailbird flew out
I put in a bottle of massage oil |
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Do you really want me to say?
I put in a congrats for flipping the thread after it living for 14 months. Now I don`t have to see where I caught hell for making a viagra joke last year anymore.
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and a Thank You came out
I put in a Woman from New York |
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I`m a happy man.
 
I put in my cd collection. |
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and it came out as Licorice Pizza's
I put in two tickets to the Rodeo |
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I got "horned"
I put in two tickets to Paradise |
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All I got was a Cheeseburger.
I put in a box of Zataran`s Dirty Rice mix |
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And out squeezed Paul Prudhomme...
I put in some space junk... |
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NASA sent up another Space Shuttle
I put in L.E.M. from the moon landing missions. |
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Ed... I hate to admit, you lost me
I'll just throw in some juicy sweet seedless watermelon 
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and u gotta watermelon margarita
I put in some Turkish taffy |
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And I was very thirsty
I threw in a bottle of red wine |
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I added some Spaghetti & Meatballs and we had dinner.
 
I put in a loaf of garlic bread. |
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and I ate some, and took some of your spaghetti and meatballs
I put in another bottle of wine |
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And I started singing "Tiny Bubbles....."
I added some hard boiled eggs
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I made egg salad.
I put in a loaf of rye bread.  (((Christine)))
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and out came 25 salami sandwiches
I put in some hair conditioner |
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 I covered my grey hair roots.
I put in some hair conditioner. Jasmine 
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