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| Topic: THE VENDING MACHINE GAME - part 3 | |
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and out came a humongous gas bill for the taxi driver
I put in a small condom, medium condom, large condom and xtra large condom.... |
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Out came my halloween costume going dressed as a prick.
I put in a vibrator. |
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Edited by
rara777
on
Sat 02/05/11 05:11 AM
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Wow. no one wanted a vibrator?
Ooops, I forgot to put in the batteries.  
Vibrator with fresh batteries.
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And out came a very very happy Mingle Woman.
I put in a Big Hard......Apple.
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...and I baked it in the microwave
I put in excess FIOS cables |
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And out came a Direct TV repair man in the nude.
I put in a Cheeseball |
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I got swarmed by Green Bay Packer fans.
I put in a case of "Iron City" beer.   Jesse
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Guess nobody likes "Iron City" beer but us Pittsburgh fans.
I put in a box of deep fried twinkies. |
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and out came Guy Fieri
I put in an old Avon catalog |
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Everything I ordered was discontinued.
I put in a Sonic Drive-In Menu. |
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and u watched as ur order flew by
I put in the Bible |
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I read The Book Of Revelations.
I put in an Amplified version of The Bible. |
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and I got a headache, but I was forgiven
I put in Spanx |
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I emerged from the vending machine more glamorous and slimmer looking because of the spanx body shapers.
Now all of the women on mingle2 want to know my secret.
I put in a Fredrick`s Of Hollywood catalog. |
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Every woman from mingle ordered from it.
I put in a toasted cheese sandwich. |
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.........and out came the "waterbearer"
I put in Fruit Loops |
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And out flew Toucan Sam
I put in a flip flop |
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and out came a floppy disk
I put in some ugly feet |
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And out came ugly hands
So I put in two ducks |
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I got a pair of quakers.
I put in some older Disney animated dvds. |
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