...with a duck on his head.

The bartender looks up and says,
"We don't serve ducks here."

So the duck says,
"Okay, but will ya help me convince this fool that he left his hat floating in the duck pond?

Funny

OK. World's most tacky Easter joke... If I thought that anyone was actually paying attention, I'd never post this.

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Jesus walks into a motel...

Hands the night clerk three nails, he says-

"Would you mind putting me up for the night?"

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From the film, "Wanted."

Posted by a lover of the Lord...

with a wicked sense of humor.

Admit it, this really is a funny joke. With all due apologies.
Happy Easter!