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My niece just came out with a brilliant 'Get rid of him line.'
She had been hassled all evening by this guy. She turned to him seductively and said, "Do you like sex and travel?" He, with eyes nearly popping out of his head replied, 'Yeah. Sure' She smiled sweetly and said to him "Well rev up and f..k off!" Exit one very sheepish young man. 
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Good one!!! :)
He sounds like he's related to a friend of mine. When he goes to bars, he likes to walks up to the ladies he fancies and ask them, "do you believe in the hereafter?" When they say yes, he says "then you know what I'm here after." Considering he's had his nose and arm broken by two different women, I'd have to say it works like a charm... |
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Outstanding!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bravo!!!! i'll have to remember that one, lol
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I agree, sounds like a good line!
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oh wow where paper and a pen when you need it. I so have to remember
that one |
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lmao!!! good 1
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Brilliant! Please ask if it is okay for me to us it.
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lmao!!!
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so that's who that came from, lol. jk. it sounds familiar though. . .
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