Thought this was
too funny not to share... Enjoy! ;-)

> The Polite Way To
> Pee:
>
> During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to
> teach
> good manners,
> asked her students the following
> question:
>
> "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a
> nice
> young lady, how
> would you tell her that you have to go to the
> bathroom?"
>
> Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go
> pee."
>
> The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude
> and
> impolite.
>
> "What about you Sherman, how would you say
> it?"
>
> Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go
> to the
> bathroom. I'll
> be right back."
>
> "That's better, but it's
> still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
> the dinner
> table."
>
> "And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for
> once
> and show us your
> good manners?"
>
> "I would say: 'Darling, may I
> please be excused for a moment? I have to
> shake hands with a very
> dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to
> after dinner.'"
>
> The teacher fainted...

Very polite though.