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| Topic: Post an insult and make it sound like a compliment. | |
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Keep thinking of me, and never forget how you needed me.
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Holy smokes!! You're even better in bed than your brother!
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Ignorance is bliss.
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Holy smokes!! You're even better in bed than your brother! 
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Trust me... I really like your body ....it's better than nothing!
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Your so sweet, you make me want to puke.
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I've never had a more serious kiss... got a glass of water?
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Trust me... I really like your body ....it's better than nothing!
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I can tell you work out.... how much can you lift? like 400?
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Have you ever had beer goggles....anyway, you're really cute!
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Is that an ashtray in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
 
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I never wanted those well built guys. I just want you.
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I don't mind that you've been married 7 times. I like you for YOU.
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Edited by
Atlantis75
on
Mon 03/29/10 09:28 PM
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"You look fantastic in that dress! I never knew it could stretch so far! "
"I'm really a gentleman. When you fart I will tell you that it was me." "I love your humor. Every joke is funnier when you tell them, because you look hilarious without saying a word." "You are so beautiful, that even if I would have a sex change, I would only be a close second, because of my hairy chest. |
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It's not YOU. It's ME.
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I want to say I love you, but I lost all my y's
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You don't need to use any make up. You know the saying, if you put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig.
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When you lean close to me, and you look deep into my eyes, and your lips are close to my lips...I can always tell what you had for breakfast.
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Talking to you is less boring than I thought it would be.
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I like your photo, except for the hat, and the glasses... and the fact you aren't smiling but other than that, nice!
 
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