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This is very hard to do.. how good can you do it?
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You are so cute, your momma wanted to give you away?
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I liked you better before I knew you?
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You're not much fun since I quit drinking?
I really am trying here 
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I've always dreampt of you, and it has cause many sleepless nights...
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That's the most beautiful misconception of art that I've ever seen!
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I've never met somebody so resolutely about themself in my life.
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did your mom ever have any kids that lived?
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You are such a different person, I can barely see how others see you.
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I knew I liked you then for a reason
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I love women who know what they want. And you want too much.
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Who's your Daddy, i don't know but i think he was awfully cute.
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If I had no one else to hang out with, I would pick you over everyone else.
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You're exactly the type of woman my Mom would have picked for me.
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I keep your picure in my wallet all the time.
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You must have really strong legs to hold up all that weight.
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Don't you dance at the strip joint two towns over?
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Your ability to obfuscate the clarity of your position is just short of illuminating.
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You know why we always go drinking together? Cuz that's when I like you the bestest.
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Girls don't get no gooder.
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