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Topic: I'm shrinking..................................
lulu24's photo
Fri 03/26/10 07:43 PM


pregnancy can make you shrink...so you might have been taller before having your kiddo, lol.


Hahahah hey that is a good one I can use had 2 kids shshsh so it is their fault I shrunk an inch and a half. I knew there was a solution to it somewhere:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
actually, it's true...the hormones while pregnant cause the collagen to stretch.

also, if you were measured at the end of the day, your bones have compressed throughout the day. you'll be taller in the morning, lol.

TxsGal3333's photo
Fri 03/26/10 07:45 PM




Isn't anything under 5'2 considered a midget? bigsmile rofl


Hey now them there are fighting words hehehe:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

There ya go Txy..give 'em a beat down for me too..LOL


Ya know that is right I may be short but I sure talk big for my height bigsmile :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

LadyOfMagic's photo
Fri 03/26/10 07:47 PM
Edited by LadyOfMagic on Fri 03/26/10 07:48 PM





Isn't anything under 5'2 considered a midget? bigsmile rofl


Hey now them there are fighting words hehehe:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

There ya go Txy..give 'em a beat down for me too..LOL


Ya know that is right I may be short but I sure talk big for my height bigsmile :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Well girl..you know what they say right?..It aint the size of the dog in the fight..its the size of the fight in the dog!..a few people have had to learn that the hard way about me..lol

Shasta1's photo
Fri 03/26/10 08:00 PM

The older you get the shorter you get due to the spine being compressed.


What he sais. I was 5'6"in stocking feet. Last summer @ the md's am now 5'4.5 " If you do some stretching before you measure yourself you'll straighten up a little more:wink: .
I was as surprised as you are now.

navygirl's photo
Fri 03/26/10 08:44 PM

Okay all these years I thought I was 5'2 1/2 now not saying that is very tall but hey it was kewl...bigsmile

Well lately have had a friend that has been ribbing me with the short jokes and he swears I'm not 5'2 1/2. Of course I stand my ground and tell him I'm so...grumble

Well today I decided to see who was right so I get my daughter to get out the measuring tape I take off my shoes and she made sure my hair was not adding any height....whoa

surprised Then the moment comes she says Mom your only 5'1slaphead

Shshhshs now that is just not rightnoway noway :laughing: :laughing:

Hummmm So who has actually taken the time to really measure their height without the shoes and found out your true height? And how tall did you find out you really are?shocked





The military measured me as 5'8" and I was sure I was only 5'7". Not sure where I got the extra inch but I was measured by doctors so will take their word for it.

obob22's photo
Fri 03/26/10 09:12 PM
Ladies, if you stand up straight and push your chest out, you will be taller (post pics please)bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

no photo
Fri 03/26/10 09:16 PM

Okay all these years I thought I was 5'2 1/2 now not saying that is very tall but hey it was kewl...bigsmile

Well lately have had a friend that has been ribbing me with the short jokes and he swears I'm not 5'2 1/2. Of course I stand my ground and tell him I'm so...grumble

Well today I decided to see who was right so I get my daughter to get out the measuring tape I take off my shoes and she made sure my hair was not adding any height....whoa

surprised Then the moment comes she says Mom your only 5'1slaphead

Shshhshs now that is just not rightnoway noway :laughing: :laughing:

Hummmm So who has actually taken the time to really measure their height without the shoes and found out your true height? And how tall did you find out you really are?shocked


I WAS 5'10'',,,now 5'9'',,,,I THINK THATS because I am being PUSHED DOWN by gravity because of retaining all my heavy sperm.noway







whoa MAYBE?????



spock A,,,,,,?????????




laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

obob22's photo
Fri 03/26/10 09:34 PM
Iam4u
It would take 175000 sperm to weigh as much as a female egg, and if
the journey of a single sperm in the female reproductive tract is analogous to a salmon swimming ten miles upstream, and if my mathematical calculations are correct, which I believe they are, your sperm is in fact making you shorter.



On a side note what is the plural of sperm? Sperms? or is that the plural already and the I must wonder what the singular of sperm is?

Hmmm maybe I should drink more, think less

mscherbear's photo
Sat 03/27/10 12:05 AM


Okay all these years I thought I was 5'2 1/2 now not saying that is very tall but hey it was kewl...bigsmile

Well lately have had a friend that has been ribbing me with the short jokes and he swears I'm not 5'2 1/2. Of course I stand my ground and tell him I'm so...grumble

Well today I decided to see who was right so I get my daughter to get out the measuring tape I take off my shoes and she made sure my hair was not adding any height....whoa

surprised Then the moment comes she says Mom your only 5'1slaphead

Shshhshs now that is just not rightnoway noway :laughing: :laughing:

Hummmm So who has actually taken the time to really measure their height without the shoes and found out your true height? And how tall did you find out you really are?shocked




Isn't anything under 5'2 considered a midget? bigsmile rofl


Hey now...

mscherbear's photo
Sat 03/27/10 12:08 AM
TxsGal...you know us smaller women are predisposed to osteoporosis. Something you might want to have checked out. I know I have the very beginning stages--not enough to start shrinking yet, but I'm sure that's coming one of these days. And I'm only 5'1 1/2" to start with...

Jtevans's photo
Sat 03/27/10 12:10 AM
i'm 5'8,i don't care what the measurements say! rant

Tessa02's photo
Sat 03/27/10 08:01 AM
I'm 5'2 & I'm too skeered to try to find out otherwise! noway I'm the tallest girl in my family & it's not saying much!!!

LouLou2's photo
Sat 03/27/10 08:06 AM

TxsGal...you know us smaller women are predisposed to osteoporosis. Something you might want to have checked out. I know I have the very beginning stages--not enough to start shrinking yet, but I'm sure that's coming one of these days. And I'm only 5'1 1/2" to start with...


Was just going to mention that.

Dan99's photo
Sat 03/27/10 08:14 AM
Most people either lie or are wrong about their height, i have found. Generally people add about an inch on, so i prefer to take an inch off. I like to be different.

I have had people argue with me they are 6ft 2, when i am saying i am 6ft 1, and am standing taller than them. My real height is a touch under 6ft 2.


DaveyB's photo
Sat 03/27/10 08:51 AM
All you shorter women are making me HOT. At 5'5" (I was a half inch more than that but I imagine I've lost that by now, haven't checked) ... what was I saying? Oh yeah, at 5'5" I'm always happy to find shorter women. Both times I married "she" was taller but not really by much. Things just work better when she's shorter devil.

seamac's photo
Sat 03/27/10 09:04 AM
At 5'5.5" I am the shortest person in my family, I am willing to bet that I am not even that any more...shrinking spine. My son is just a hair under 6'6" Where did he come from??? His sperm donor (as we refer to him) was under 6' and his father was a professional horse jockey so you can imagine how little he was! Lots of height on my side of the family, I just didn't get much compared to my siblings.

seamac's photo
Sat 03/27/10 09:06 AM
I have always said that if your feet reach your shoes and your head reaches your hat - you are the perfect height! laugh laugh laugh

skydancingA's photo
Sat 03/27/10 09:32 AM

Ladies, if you stand up straight and push your chest
out, you will be taller (post pics please)bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

hahahahaha
Nice try :-)

TxsGal3333's photo
Sun 03/28/10 06:23 PM
Lmao, okay who put someone up to it just had someone ask me in e-mail how tall I was. Heheheh realized I had not changed my height on here after my discover :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: So now I have updated that with great painslaphead rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

CatsLoveMe's photo
Sun 03/28/10 10:58 PM
Just tell people you are 155 centimeters tall. If they ask "What is that in feet and inches?" Tell 'em you don't know. Go metric. :wink:

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