Anyone recall Lex's thread, "The Mathematics of Failure"?

http://mingle2.com/topic/show/268797?page=2

I've suggested that a posse could find a woman for Lex, so this thread is an official, LexFonteyne sanctioned, request for volunteers to help scour this site for women who fit Lex's List, as follows:

We are searching for a woman who...

1. Doesn't have & does not want children.

2. Wants a long term, exclusive relationship, but not necessarily marriage.

3. Is drug and alcohol free.

4. Is creative in her own right (artist, musician, writer), or at least, appreciates the creativity of others and its demands.

5. Must be able to and enjoy communicating.

6. Is intelligent.

7. Must have a sense of humor and the ability to laugh at (and possibly leap over) Lex's sarcasm and cynicism.

8. Should be tolerant of other's religious beliefs and political views, or lack thereof.

9. Would be willing to take some time to learn about each other.

10. Is living within 50 miles of Crown Point, IN or would be willing to relocate.

11. Should be reasonably athletic/physically fit and active.

12. Is of a reasonable weight appropriate to her height.


With a posse of us all hitting the Mingle search with this one goal in mind, I believe we can beat the odds that Lex has convinced himself are mathematically against him.

Yes, most of the folks here are looking for someone for themselves, but if Lex's mathematical calculations of probability are allowed to stand...if he, with all his winning attributes, can't find anyone...what are the chances for us regular folks? Let's prove the math wrong.

This is not a totally altruistic endeavor. If we are successful, this hunt could give many a little hope that, indeed, there is "a lid for every pot"! Who knows, some may stumble on someone who is just perfect for themselves in the process. Besides, the good karma won't hurt any of us.

For the love of love! The man has been here since 2006! High time to prove to him that he should stick to writing and forget about math. All those who are ready, willing and able, I respectfully ask for your assistance in aiding in Lex's Woman-hunt.

13. Should be blonde-haired and blue-eyed and bear a striking resemblance to the actress Billie Piper.

Great suggestion. Lex? Shall we add it to the list? Now, if could we get some help, please?

Shizz

I don't qualify at all

I've always wanted to take Lex dancing though

and I do have a twin .... The complete opposite of me!

i don't imagine anyone would fit all that criteria; i think lex is correct in his assumptions.

(but i'll have fun watching all ya'll try to fix him up with such a gal)

Well, I do have a thing for Billie Piper but there aren't too many of her out there. If her clone happens to be on this site and reads this thread, well, yeah, let's work something out!

But, in the interests of diversity and fairness, let's not limit ourselves to one lone British actress. There are some reasonably appealing German and Canadian actresses out there, too.

I'm Lex Fonteyne and I approve this message.

i fit all but two, lol...

of course, they're biggies.

yeah i don't see anything on that list that fits me either lol

14. And must never ever try to turn him into a goat...

Thank you! I totally forgot that one!

Last night, I saw that movie, "The Men Who Stare at Goats." When the goat fell over in the flashback sequence, I died a little inside. I think most of the goats got away at the end, though.

Goat power!

no lets turn him into a goat, and change his mind about children.

Apparently, we've already dated at some point....?

i beg ur pardon. if u can't remember, something wrong here.
u can't be domesticated. well no hope 4 u.

Are you kidding???? It's part of his charm...lol

I was in a number of bands for a number of years -- there's LOTS of stuff I don't remember from those days!

Are you kidding???? It's part of his charm...lol