Topic: 101 things to do with a dead pope
Ryvienna's photo
Tue 03/23/10 03:17 PM
Stuff him full of candy and beat him with a stick.

Ryvienna's photo
Tue 03/23/10 03:19 PM
Edited by Ryvienna on Tue 03/23/10 03:21 PM

Cram him full of strawberry filling, add some frosting, and make Pope-Tarts.



OMG!!!!@!! THAT WAS EPIC!!

FETTS61's photo
Tue 03/23/10 03:23 PM
make him into soft drinks and call him can of pope


stretch him out and use him for a surfboard



make a new movie, "a weekend at popes"

LewisW123's photo
Tue 03/23/10 03:29 PM
Strand him on an island with 6 other castaways.

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Tue 03/23/10 03:30 PM


Cram him full of strawberry filling, add some frosting, and make Pope-Tarts.



OMG!!!!@!! THAT WAS EPIC!!


Just doing my job, ma'am....


Dan99's photo
Tue 03/23/10 03:38 PM
Take him to Vegas with a stationary set and a wash bag just so you can say you eloped with the pope with soap and an envelope


Dan99's photo
Tue 03/23/10 03:51 PM
Transplant his face onto Stevie Wonder's and enter him into American Idol

motowndowntown's photo
Tue 03/23/10 04:14 PM
Take him to an Irish boys school and use him for a wicket on a cricket pitch.

rara777's photo
Tue 03/23/10 04:41 PM
Is pope poop holy chitt in Rome?

FETTS61's photo
Tue 03/23/10 04:47 PM
put him in the freezer and make popecicles

darkowl1's photo
Tue 03/23/10 05:08 PM
sell pieces of him on E-bay

the Jesus potato chip, and the Mary toast went for a fortune.....

drinker noway :banana: think think surprised

Duffy's photo
Tue 03/23/10 05:13 PM
ha...froma 60 year old virgin.....

listen dude with parrot, i don't need virginal advice from the pope.
i would stuff him, and put him on my fireplace before i took his words on sex. so there. he doesn't know what he is doing either.

lonetar25's photo
Tue 03/23/10 05:32 PM
cum on his face

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Tue 03/23/10 05:39 PM
Edited by GrayJohnDown on Tue 03/23/10 05:43 PM
Play strip poker with him:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: huh

Dan99's photo
Tue 03/23/10 06:22 PM

ha...froma 60 year old virgin.....

listen dude with parrot, i don't need virginal advice from the pope.
i would stuff him, and put him on my fireplace before i took his words on sex. so there. he doesn't know what he is doing either.



Talk to me like that again and i will cut off the popes head and leave it in your bed.

Dan99's photo
Tue 03/23/10 06:24 PM

cum on his face


I was only really looking for the non obvious things to do with him.

This one is a given.

lonetar25's photo
Tue 03/23/10 06:31 PM
Edited by lonetar25 on Tue 03/23/10 06:39 PM
cut him open, fill him with C4 and send him to dan99`s house

Duffy's photo
Wed 03/24/10 10:31 AM
okay dude with a parrot. that is just exactly what i would like to find in my bed. a dead head.
however, u and ur parrot will have 2 crawl over my pitbull 2 do this dastardly deed.pitchfork

silentsam's photo
Wed 03/24/10 02:23 PM

Cram him full of strawberry filling, add some frosting, and make Pope-Tarts.




rofl god i love puns.

no photo
Wed 03/24/10 02:24 PM


Cram him full of strawberry filling, add some frosting, and make Pope-Tarts.




rofl god i love puns.


Me too. They're actually very pope-ular.