A County Deputy pulled a car over on I-55 about 2 miles north of the
Missouri
state line. When the Deputy asked the driver why he was speeding,
the driver
answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way
to
Branson to do a show that night and didn't want to be late.

The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the
driver
would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a
ticket.

The driver told the deputy that he had sent all of his equipment on
ahead and
didn't have anything to juggle.

The deputy told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his
squad car and
asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so
the
deputy got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the
squad
Car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly, he then
went over
to the squad car, and got in the back seat.

The deputy observed him doing this and went over to his squad car,
opened the
door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "Might as well take my ass to jail -- there's no
way in
Hell I can pass that test."

hehehe hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

OMG i THINK I LAUGH TOO MUCH!!!

Good one!!! :)

Cool

cheers to the drunk man