A woman walks into a Lexus dealership.She browes around then spots the
car of her dreams,and walks over to inspect it.As she bend to feel the
fine leather upholstery,a small fart escapes her.Extremley
embarrassed,she looks around to see ir anyone noticed her little
accident,and hopes a salesperson doe'nt pop uo right now.But as she
looks back,there stands a salesman right behind her."Good day madame,how
may we help you today?Very uncomfortable she asks,"sir what is the price
of this lovely vehicle?"He answeres,"madame I'm afraid I can't say... If
you farted just touching it...you're going to **** when you hear the
price."

LMAo thats funny

ewww gross