Topic: LOOSING WEIGHT!
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Thu 03/18/10 11:52 AM

Oh yeah, and learn how to make bread.

I LOVE to bake bread. I LOVE the smell of it as it's baking too :banana:

Most of the bread in the market is trash.
Especially white bread shades


I'd be bloated, farting all day




The pole would be fun though....

If you wore roller-skates.... while farting... you could self propel around it all day.... surprised tongue2

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Thu 03/18/10 11:57 AM
Eat the brand 'Ezekiel Bread', the old Essene recipe ...

Sprouted grains, so transformed from the grain ...

AND!! ... A full protein doth it become in the synthesis ...

Does NOT hurt that it is delicious!


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Thu 03/18/10 11:59 AM


Oh yeah, and learn how to make bread.

I LOVE to bake bread. I LOVE the smell of it as it's baking too :banana:

Most of the bread in the market is trash.
Especially white bread shades


I'd be bloated, farting all day




The pole would be fun though....

If you wore roller-skates.... while farting... you could self propel around it all day.... surprised tongue2


shocked Well, that's not something ya see everyday...

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Thu 03/18/10 12:10 PM

Eat the brand 'Ezekiel Bread'
The only Ezekiel bread that I know of has Spelt, Millet, Barley, Lentils, and Beans in it... talk about farting all day laugh I must be thinking of a different one... tongue2

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Thu 03/18/10 12:16 PM


Eat the brand 'Ezekiel Bread'
The only Ezekiel bread that I know of has Spelt, Millet, Barley, Lentils, and Beans in it... talk about farting all day laugh I must be thinking of a different one... tongue2


:laughing: ... Well, all those are great foods ...

And farting is indicative of getting the digestive enzymes tightened down too!

... And, they've MANY varieties, and a couple of brands ... :tongue:

Hang on, I'll look at the 2 or 3 I've on hand ...

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Thu 03/18/10 12:33 PM

And farting is indicative of getting the digestive enzymes tightened down too!
Yeah oddly the more a person farts usually the healthier their digestive system, as it is the good bacteria that causes the breakdown of food during digestion and causes certain gasses. For a person to never fart would seem to indicate that they are internally sick. I think some guys are just more proud of it when it happens laugh

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Thu 03/18/10 12:39 PM


And farting is indicative of getting the digestive enzymes tightened down too!
Yeah oddly the more a person farts usually the healthier their digestive system, as it is the good bacteria that causes the breakdown of food during digestion and causes certain gasses. For a person to never fart would seem to indicate that they are internally sick. I think some guys are just more proud of it when it happens laugh


laugh ... Hey, I'm very chuffedtofook w/ my skillllzzzzzzz on that count ... :wink:


Weird when ya see those statistics of how much humans fart per day ...

Cows ...

Pigs ...

Yaks ...

Butterflies ...

Etc ...

,,, rofl ... *Angel finds a kewl link* ... tongue2

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Thu 03/18/10 01:32 PM

,,, rofl ... *Angel finds a kewl link* ... tongue2
http://www.popnoodles.com/mostfarted/

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Thu 03/18/10 01:38 PM


,,, rofl ... *Angel finds a kewl link* ... tongue2
http://www.popnoodles.com/mostfarted/


rofl rofl rofl rofl

Quite remarkable indeed...sounds like my house when the boys and their friends have a weekend game-athon!!

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Thu 03/18/10 01:41 PM



,,, rofl ... *Angel finds a kewl link* ... tongue2
http://www.popnoodles.com/mostfarted/


rofl rofl rofl rofl

Quite remarkable indeed...sounds like my house when the boys and their friends have a weekend game-athon!!


:laughing: ... Now that is what I'm talkin' about ... rofl rofl rofl

think ... Only the finest homes, Lo, only the finest ... :laughing:

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Thu 03/18/10 02:07 PM
A belch is just a gust of wind,
That cometh from thy heart...
But should it take the downward trend,
It turns into a fart...

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Thu 03/18/10 02:08 PM

A belch is just a gust of wind,
That cometh from thy heart...
But should it take the downward trend,
It turns into a fart...


It's not bad manners ... It's GOOD food ... smokin

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Thu 03/18/10 02:13 PM
Edited by Dancere on Thu 03/18/10 02:14 PM

Eat the brand 'Ezekiel Bread', the old Essene recipe ...

Sprouted grains, so transformed from the grain ...

AND!! ... A full protein doth it become in the synthesis ...

Does NOT hurt that it is delicious!




flowerforyou ... Foods For Life:

http://www.foodforlife.com/sprouted-grain-difference/ezekiel-4-9.html


http://www.foodforlife.com/procart_catalog/index.cfm?SubCategoryID=8&do=list

I use this one and the Cinnamon Raisin one ... flowerforyou flowerforyou

http://www.foodforlife.com/procart_catalog/index.cfm?ProductID=33&do=detail

NB ... I owned a Natural Foods Bakery, where we even ground our own flours ...

Trust me when I say that you've NO idea how near impossibly difficult it is to make this bread, much less make it taste this good!!!

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Thu 03/18/10 02:19 PM

I use this one and the Cinnamon Raisin one ...
Ohhh noes..... now I can't get cinnamon raisin rolls out of my mind.... (looks for car keys)... smokin

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Thu 03/18/10 02:21 PM


I use this one and the Cinnamon Raisin one ...
Ohhh noes..... now I can't get cinnamon raisin rolls out of my mind.... (looks for car keys)... smokin



... bigsmile ... Always a pleasure to serve ...

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Thu 03/18/10 02:29 PM
I'll probably spend 10.00 in gas to buy a 1.00 cinnamon roll ... :laughing:

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Thu 03/18/10 02:45 PM

I'll probably spend 10.00 in gas to buy a 1.00 cinnamon roll ... :laughing:



Ahhhh, America ...

"Somebody get me a cheeseburga, a coolwater sammich and a Sunday goin' to meetin' bun"

... smokin

... "Ahhh, help me ...somebody stop me" ...smokin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7OYJ9Y17Qk&feature=related

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Thu 03/18/10 04:18 PM
Got the Cinnamon swirl rolls.... yum-ohhh.... :banana:


"Somebody get me a cheeseburga, a coolwater sammich and a Sunday goin' to meetin' bun"
Is that what they're say'in??? I always wondered about that... slaphead tongue2

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Thu 03/18/10 04:25 PM

Got the Cinnamon swirl rolls.... yum-ohhh.... :banana:


"Somebody get me a cheeseburga, a coolwater sammich and a Sunday goin' to meetin' bun"
Is that what they're say'in??? I always wondered about that... slaphead tongue2


Stick w/ me, Kidd, I'll taint ya up in no time ... bigsmile


... drinker ... Eat a bite for me ...

I have my cinnamon raisin Ezekiel toast w/ a lil neufchatel and loganberry~ancho preserves ...

Dear Gawd ...'S a slice of Heaven!!!

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Thu 03/18/10 04:43 PM

... Eat a bite for me ...
I'll do even better... I'l think of you while I lick the frosting

...Ba-da-bing...

...here's my new fart smilie ---->