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Topic: a piece about potatos, because i was bored
lonetar25 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 3531	Sun 03/14/10 11:01 AM
if i was a potato id be the coolest spud there ever was i`d hang out in the cuboard underneath your leaky sink and in the dark i`d plan my world domination people never suspect the potato could be evil but that will be their undoing when i enslave the humans then i`ll make YOU sit and wait so YOU can contemplate just how you treated me left in the dark unable to see why did you think we grew extra eyes? its not so we`d make tastyer pies its so we can plan your doom in the dank and lonely gloom well soon will be our turn to boil mash and burn because when i turn potato i`ll be evil from the get go and you humans will be in trouble now let me burst your bubble because today is the day of the potato yeah, if i was a potato i`d be sinister and dangerous and my poems would be better than a silly threatening letter but i promise you this the life of a spud is bliss and i dont miss being human so watch out my reign will begin soon yes, im a fukin loon but im hideing under your sink so before you go to bed tonight just think becauase im going to sneak into your bedroom and through the gloom youll see me with a knife yep, ima take your life and turn you into chips for me and my potato friends to eat with dips and we`ll sit in your homes and watch your tv`s and drive your cars cos this is the time of the potato its time for humans to go

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Sun 03/14/10 11:04 AM


bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Sun 03/14/10 11:27 AM
i just threw all my potatoes out

vikrnle Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 493	Sun 03/14/10 11:29 AM
This poem was so funny & creative & demented. I could see a really funny cartoon video.

jlove43 Joined Mon 02/22/10 Posts: 5849	Sun 03/14/10 11:30 AM
Very good!

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sun 03/14/10 12:05 PM
if i was a potato id be the coolest spud there ever was i`d hang out in the cuboard underneath your leaky sink and in the dark i`d plan my world domination people never suspect the potato could be evil but that will be their undoing when i enslave the humans then i`ll make YOU sit and wait so YOU can contemplate just how you treated me left in the dark unable to see why did you think we grew extra eyes? its not so we`d make tastyer pies its so we can plan your doom in the dank and lonely gloom well soon will be our turn to boil mash and burn because when i turn potato i`ll be evil from the get go and you humans will be in trouble now let me burst your bubble because today is the day of the potato yeah, if i was a potato i`d be sinister and dangerous and my poems would be better than a silly threatening letter but i promise you this the life of a spud is bliss and i dont miss being human so watch out my reign will begin soon yes, im a fukin loon but im hideing under your sink so before you go to bed tonight just think becauase im going to sneak into your bedroom and through the gloom youll see me with a knife yep, ima take your life and turn you into chips for me and my potato friends to eat with dips and we`ll sit in your homes and watch your tv`s and drive your cars cos this is the time of the potato its time for humans to go It's bad enough my evil kitty tries to eat me at night, now I have to watch out for phycho potatos. No wonder I can't sleep at night.

LeighAnna9 Joined Sun 08/16/09 Posts: 5638	Sun 03/14/10 12:09 PM
That was freaking awesome.

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Sun 03/14/10 12:12 PM
RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Spuds ON ATTACK!!!RUN FOR THE FRYERS,,, COOL WRITE MAN!!!

dmle Joined Tue 11/03/09 Posts: 147	Sun 03/14/10 01:57 PM
Yep i like this one. LOL!

lonetar25 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 3531	Sun 03/14/10 03:39 PM
i just threw all my potatoes out and for that, you will be first into the pink flesh fryer

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Sun 03/14/10 03:40 PM Edited by bastet126 on Sun 03/14/10 03:41 PM
i just threw all my potatoes out and for that, you will be first into the pink flesh fryer i got a potato peeler and i'm not afraid to use it

lonetar25 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 3531	Sun 03/14/10 03:52 PM
i got a potato peeler and i'm not afraid to use it dont talk tough to me. you may get 1 or 2 of us, but we will swarm you like a starchy plague of horror. i suggest you find somewhere to hide.

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Sun 03/14/10 04:02 PM
i got a potato peeler and i'm not afraid to use it dont talk tough to me. you may get 1 or 2 of us, but we will swarm you like a starchy plague of horror. i suggest you find somewhere to hide. buhwahahaha...i'll be waiting! but, congrats on making a potato such an a'peeling' write!

nvkikigirl Joined Thu 03/05/09 Posts: 3942	Sun 03/14/10 08:40 PM
I agree, so creative and fun! I like it...now i'm wondering if the mr. potato head toy is evil too??? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.....

LeighAnna9 Joined Sun 08/16/09 Posts: 5638	Sun 03/14/10 08:43 PM
I agree, so creative and fun! I like it...now i'm wondering if the mr. potato head toy is evil too??? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH..... I love Mr. Potato Head, especially his little hat.

nvkikigirl Joined Thu 03/05/09 Posts: 3942	Sun 03/14/10 08:47 PM


LeighAnna9 Joined Sun 08/16/09 Posts: 5638	Sun 03/14/10 08:53 PM
Awwww, he's so cute!!! Now I miss mine, I want one!!!!

MsTeddyBear2u Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 22031	Mon 03/15/10 02:33 PM
i just threw all my potatoes out and for that, you will be first into the pink flesh fryer i got a potato peeler and i'm not afraid to use it But, but I luv me some potatos And MR. Potato Head is innocent I tell ya!!!