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| Topic: a piece about potatos, because i was bored | |
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if i was a potato
id be the coolest spud there ever was i`d hang out in the cuboard underneath your leaky sink and in the dark i`d plan my world domination people never suspect the potato could be evil but that will be their undoing when i enslave the humans then i`ll make YOU sit and wait so YOU can contemplate just how you treated me left in the dark unable to see why did you think we grew extra eyes? its not so we`d make tastyer pies its so we can plan your doom in the dank and lonely gloom well soon will be our turn to boil mash and burn because when i turn potato i`ll be evil from the get go and you humans will be in trouble now let me burst your bubble because today is the day of the potato yeah, if i was a potato i`d be sinister and dangerous and my poems would be better than a silly threatening letter but i promise you this the life of a spud is bliss and i dont miss being human so watch out my reign will begin soon yes, im a fukin loon but im hideing under your sink so before you go to bed tonight just think becauase im going to sneak into your bedroom and through the gloom youll see me with a knife yep, ima take your life and turn you into chips for me and my potato friends to eat with dips and we`ll sit in your homes and watch your tv`s and drive your cars cos this is the time of the potato its time for humans to go |
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i just threw all my potatoes out
 
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This poem was so funny & creative & demented. I could see a really funny cartoon video.
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Very good! 
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if i was a potato id be the coolest spud there ever was i`d hang out in the cuboard underneath your leaky sink and in the dark i`d plan my world domination people never suspect the potato could be evil but that will be their undoing when i enslave the humans then i`ll make YOU sit and wait so YOU can contemplate just how you treated me left in the dark unable to see why did you think we grew extra eyes? its not so we`d make tastyer pies its so we can plan your doom in the dank and lonely gloom well soon will be our turn to boil mash and burn because when i turn potato i`ll be evil from the get go and you humans will be in trouble now let me burst your bubble because today is the day of the potato yeah, if i was a potato i`d be sinister and dangerous and my poems would be better than a silly threatening letter but i promise you this the life of a spud is bliss and i dont miss being human so watch out my reign will begin soon yes, im a fukin loon but im hideing under your sink so before you go to bed tonight just think becauase im going to sneak into your bedroom and through the gloom youll see me with a knife yep, ima take your life and turn you into chips for me and my potato friends to eat with dips and we`ll sit in your homes and watch your tv`s and drive your cars cos this is the time of the potato its time for humans to go It's bad enough my evil kitty tries to eat me at night, now I have to watch out for phycho potatos. No wonder I can't sleep at night. |
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That was freaking awesome.
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 RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Spuds ON ATTACK!!!RUN FOR THE FRYERS,,,  COOL WRITE MAN!!!
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Yep i like this one. LOL!
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i just threw all my potatoes out and for that, you will be first into the pink flesh fryer |
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Edited by
bastet126
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Sun 03/14/10 03:41 PM
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i just threw all my potatoes out and for that, you will be first into the pink flesh fryer i got a potato peeler and i'm not afraid to use it |
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i got a potato peeler and i'm not afraid to use it dont talk tough to me. you may get 1 or 2 of us, but we will swarm you like a starchy plague of horror. i suggest you find somewhere to hide. |
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i got a potato peeler and i'm not afraid to use it dont talk tough to me. you may get 1 or 2 of us, but we will swarm you like a starchy plague of horror. i suggest you find somewhere to hide. buhwahahaha...i'll be waiting! but, congrats on making a potato such an a'peeling' write! 
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I agree, so creative and fun! I like it...now i'm wondering if the mr. potato head toy is evil too??? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.....
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I agree, so creative and fun! I like it...now i'm wondering if the mr. potato head toy is evil too??? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH..... I love Mr. Potato Head, especially his little hat. |
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Awwww, he's so cute!!! Now I miss mine, I want one!!!!
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i just threw all my potatoes out and for that, you will be first into the pink flesh fryer i got a potato peeler and i'm not afraid to use it But, but I luv me some potatos And MR. Potato Head is innocent I tell ya!!!
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