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      I go shopping.  
      
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      Fishing...
 
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      Fence off the area, sell the lemons, and make it a profit center ...
     
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      I laugh and move on
     
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      ....outsource the lemonade stands to India! LOL
     
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      I think, "Tequila!"  Yeah, well, 2 shots are my limit... 
    
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      ...squirt the juice in your eye..the stinging sensation will stop your whining. 
         
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      I throw them at cars passing on the freeway! 
    
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        Edited by
        Teditis
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        Sun 03/14/10 10:49 AM
       
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      I once caught a lemon shark and tried to turn it into juice... couldn't get the sugar balence right.  
    
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      squirt the juice in the eyes of someone who really gets on your nerves
     
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      make orange juice
     
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      Im thinkin "Lemon drops"...
 
  you know those cocktails that make YOU DROP like a lemon out of a tree.   
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     Im thinkin "Lemon drops"... you know those cocktails that make YOU DROP like a lemon out of a tree.   
I love Lemon Drops!!! YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.   
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     Im thinkin "Lemon drops"... you know those cocktails that make YOU DROP like a lemon out of a tree.   
I love Lemon Drops!!! YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.   
I do too... until the next morning.     
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        jlove43
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        Sun 03/14/10 11:11 AM
       
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      I make lemonade and popcorn to go with it!... Teditis, here's your popcorn!   
    
 
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      Such great replies you all made my day. 
    
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      throw em at the neighbors dog that keeps shiiting in your yard!
     
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      I'd need to go w/ stuffin' one of 'em up the exhaust pipe of my nemesis ...  
    
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        Edited by
        Kings_Knight
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        Sun 03/14/10 12:31 PM
       
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     Im thinkin "Lemon drops"... you know those cocktails that make YOU DROP like a lemon out of a tree.   
Aren't those also called 'roofies' ... ?  | 
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     Im thinkin "Lemon drops"... you know those cocktails that make YOU DROP like a lemon out of a tree.   
Aren't those also called 'roofies' ... ? That or Nyqui... The nightime, sniffling, sneezing,aching head, fever... "how the hell did I get on the kitchen floor" medicine.   
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